21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2700 THE 522 ALBUMS THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST July 8th, 2009 at 9:00am MetalSucks The list was never meant to be definitive – there […]
Reviews 210 AM I EVIL? NO. GOATWHORE IS F*CKING EVIL. ALLRRIIIGGHTT! July 6th, 2009 at 11:00am MetalSucks “Apocalyptic Havoc” is one hell of a heroic entrance for […]
Tour de Force 150 MOONSPELL, SAMAEL AND BOOK OF BLACK EARTH TO HIT AMERICA ON METALSUCKS-SPONSORED FALL TOUR! June 16th, 2009 at 10:59am Vince Neilstein Just because all the big bands are partying over at […]
Reviews 80 WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM MAKE YOU WEATHER THE STORM ON BLACK CASCADE March 4th, 2009 at 10:29am MetalSucks The new millennium has signaled the transformation of American black […]
Tour de Force 230 HEADS WILL ROLL ON METALSUCKS-SPONSORED PROTEST THE HERO TOUR THIS SPRING February 27th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Because the list of MetalSucks-sponsored tours going out this year […]
Worst Week Ever 200 IN WHICH WE SHUT DOWN GITMO January 23rd, 2009 at 6:41pm Vince Neilstein Finally… we have a capable, intelligent, forward-thinking new U.S. president. […]
New Stuff 40 SEXIVIOUS! January 21st, 2009 at 11:46am Vince Neilstein Prog-metal fans ’round the world yesterday sported massive boners following […]
Black Collar Workers 110 PRESS RELEASE: “F*CKING EVERYBODY SIGNS WITH KOCH RECORDS” December 17th, 2008 at 10:02am Vince Neilstein It seems like every day we get a press release […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 1 PROP UP VIDEO November 18th, 2008 at 3:04pm Gary Suarez If you’re like me, you likely spend a shitload of […]
Editorials 5060 COREY’S ROAD RAGE METAL PLAYLIST TO CHECK OUT OL’ SPARKY August 26th, 2008 at 3:47pm Corey Mitchell I am currently in the midst of a signing tour […]
Cinemetal 180 I HAD TO LOOK UP “CHIRON” ON WIKIPEDIA August 20th, 2008 at 3:16pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s what it told me: “In Greek mythology, Chiron or […]
Editorials 2280 FULL BLOWN CHAOS COMING TO YOUR TOWN TO PLAY A SHOW, F*CK YOUR SISTER June 17th, 2008 at 1:01pm Axl Rosenberg I think it’s safe to say that Full Blow Chaos […]
Cinemetal 80 “WHAT’S PISSOPISS?” June 5th, 2008 at 10:17am Axl Rosenberg That’s the question my girlfriend asked me while reading a […]
Editorials 0 DOWNLOAD IRON MAIDEN May 31st, 2007 at 2:11pm Axl Rosenberg Vince and I are real bummed we’re not going to […]
Editorials 30 JOEY! SAY IT AIN’T SO! April 20th, 2007 at 5:51am Axl Rosenberg While it’s become fashionable to say that Slipknot drummer/resident midget […]
