Editorials 260 MY BONER FOR JOHN BUSH JUST GREW BY 1,000 INCHES June 29th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Anyone who reads this site knows well our unabashed fandom […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 960 A TRANSCRIPT OF A MEETING REGARDING THE ALBUM ART FOR DISTURBED’S ASYLUM June 29th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg DAVID DRAIMAN: “Okay, so our new album, Asylum, is coming […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH DINO WON THE WAR June 18th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Can you imagine if everyone to whom we give endless […]
Interviews 300 ORPHANED LAND’S KOBI FARHI: THE ULTIMATE JEW ON JEW INTERVIEW February 9th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, sure, we’ve done Jew on Jew with a half-Jew […]
Reviews 120 DEAD FROM THE BACK: JOHN TARDY, SANTOLLA DELIVER OBITUARY’S DARKEST July 7th, 2009 at 3:00pm Anso DF Up to this point, the Obituary that reunited in 2003 […]
Metal Jewery 130 OY YOY YOY: THE METAL HASIDIM ARE METALSUCKS MANIACS!!! May 4th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg A couple of weeks ago, Vince told you about some […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE GOT NAKED AND DRANK COW’S BLOOD February 6th, 2009 at 6:48pm Vince Neilstein I’m ’bout to go party at a triple-birthday event then […]
Tour de Force 420 AT LEAST YOU CAN LEAVE BEFORE DISTURBED GO ON January 15th, 2009 at 11:08am Axl Rosenberg When it was announced last month that Killswitch Engage would […]
Interviews 60 THE RED CHORD’S GUY KOZOWYK HUMORS METALSUCKS September 3rd, 2008 at 1:00pm MetalSucks It wasn’t that long ago that we interviewed The Red […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH DISTURBED AND DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN ADDED YET MORE FUEL TO THE FIRE July 2nd, 2008 at 9:47pm Vince Neilstein Happy July 4th, everyone. Axl and I are closing down […]
Editorials 2640 DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN VS. DISTURBED: ROUND 3 June 4th, 2008 at 11:27am Axl Rosenberg Well, the war of words between MetalSucks faves The Dillinger […]
Contests 700 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN METAL BLADE RELEASES FROM SHAI HULUD AND ALETHEIAN May 29th, 2008 at 5:48pm MetalSucks Congratulations to the winners of last week’s Funny Photo Caption […]
Editorials 210 NEW DISTURBED AUDIO SAMPLE AVAILABLE; METALHEADS EVERYWHERE PUT THEIR BOXING GLOVES ON February 27th, 2008 at 2:50pm Vince Neilstein And so it begins. Everyone’s favorite punching bag, Disturbed, have […]
Editorials 140 SEE? THIS IS WHY PEOPLE MAKE SH*TTY MUSIC! November 5th, 2007 at 10:32am Axl Rosenberg Call me cynical (“Nnnnoooo!” you cry, “Not you, Axl!”), but […]
Editorials 0 PASSOVER IS METAL April 2nd, 2007 at 10:54am Vince Neilstein Who said Jews can’t rock? For proof, look no further […]
Podcasts 0 Spotify Removes Joe Rogan Episode With Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Over Racial Slurs February 5th, 2022 at 1:40pm Emperor Rhombus Rogan has since apologized for his use of the N-word.
But What Does Corey Taylor Think? 0 Corey Taylor, Metallica Concerned They’ve Been Forgotten Amidst the Threatin Saga November 15th, 2018 at 9:18am MetalSucks Source: “Corey has just been pacing back and forth for the past week, mumbling and screaming, ‘Why don’t they care what I think? WHY DON’T THEY CARE WHAT I THINK?!?!'”
Editorials 0 Nazi Imagery: Why Watain and Marduk Don’t Get a Pass While Slayer and Metallica Do April 11th, 2018 at 1:04pm Axl Rosenberg “Context is everything.”
Pummeling Politics 0 Ted Nugent Says Kid Rock Won’t Run for Senate, Then Says a Bunch of Terribly Racist Things August 17th, 2017 at 10:09am Vince Neilstein “He would make a much-improved representative in Michigan for ‘we the people.'”
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: October 28, 2014 October 28th, 2014 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund This week’s heavy new releases: At The Gates, Necrophagia, Dawnbringer, Abysmal Dawn, Obituary, Devin Townsend Project, The Crown (single), Unearth, Anaal Nathrakh, so many more.