Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine is Going to Open a Soup Kitchen in Haiti January 14th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg An act of bonafide goodwill, or an attempt to win back some of the fans he’s alienated? And does it matter?
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Reclaims Slide Guitar for ‘Merica January 9th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg By which I mean there is apparently going to be slide guitar on the new Megadeth album.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Believes in Chemtrails January 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Also seems confused as to the definition of the word “unarguable.”
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Dave Mustaine Hates Men’s Wearhouse January 2nd, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Suits sell… but who’s buying?
What the...?? 0 Scientists Decide Disgusting Hairy Six-Legged Pest Reminds Them of Dave Mustaine December 14th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg New species of tarantula named in the Megadeth mainman’s honor.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Dave Mustaine Thinks President Obama is Candyman December 6th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The Megadick has also devised a top-notch new system for measuring debt!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Dave Mustaine Almost Made a Good Point November 26th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Unfortunately, he’s completely nuts, and thus did not manage to stick the landing.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Dave Mustaine Mourns the Loss of Twinkies, Endorses Secession November 21st, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Megadeth mainman blames President Obama for the loss of his favorite snack.
Metal in the Media 0 Shawn Drover Implies Dave Mustaine Didn’t Mean His Controversial Political Comments; Dave Mustaine Makes More Controversial Political Comments; Shawn Drover Distances Band from Dave Mustaine November 19th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Drummer’s interview comments are amended after Mustaine contradicts them.
Editorials 0 Dave Mustaine, Oderus Urungus, and Ted Nugent Comment on President Obama’s Re-Election November 8th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg You’ll never guess how each one reacted to the news!
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 DAVE MUSTAINE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO STAND September 17th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg You might read that headline and think, “Okay, Axl is […]
Tour de Force 0 THE FIRST POTENTIALLY COOL THING DAVE MUSTAINE HAS DONE ALL YEAR September 10th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dave Mustaine has been going out of his way to […]
Metal in the Media 0 NOW EVEN DAVE MUSTAINE AGREES THAT DAVE MUSTAINE IS A YUTZ August 17th, 2012 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday it was suggested to me that Dave Mustaine is […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 25 CONSPIRACY THEORIES DAVE MUSTAINE (PROBABLY) BELIEVES ARE TRUE August 16th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg 5 CONSPIRACY THEORIES DAVE MUSTAINE (PROBABLY) BELIEVES ARE TRUE” width=”267″ […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 OH FOR F*CK’S SAKE DAVE MUSTAINE August 15th, 2012 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg If you start watching the below video around the 2:38 […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 DAVE MUSTAINE 4 PREZ August 6th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg It’s been a minute since Dave Mustaine has said anything […]
The Webernets 0 DAVE MUSTAINE LOOKS JUST LIKE VLADIMIR PUTIN May 4th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg OH MY GOD! MUSTAINE IS A COMMUNIST! WE MUST HAVE […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: “I KNOW DAVE MUSTAINE DIDN’T WRITE ANY OF THOSE METALLICA RIFFS” April 4th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sheesh, it sure is a bad time to be Dave […]
Exclusive 0 EXCLUSIVE: 2008 MEMORANDUM ON MEGADETH MERCH DESIGN AS DICTATED BY DAVE MUSTAINE March 30th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you thought Dave Mustaine’s recent crazy missives against women, […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 GWAR’S ODERUS URUNGUS TO MEGADETH’S DAVE MUSTAINE: “SHUT THE F*CK UP” March 30th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I hope no one out there was dreaming of a […]
