\m/ 60 THE NEW SIX FEET UNDER GETS STRIPPED, RAPED, STRANGLED, SMASHED IN THE FACE WITH A HAMMER April 4th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The new version of Six Feet Under — which, in […]
New Stuff 50 …AND NOW FOR A QUICK UPDATE ON FROM EXILE March 8th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s some good news to wash the taste of Trent […]
Necrolust 260 NECROLUST: WARNING ARE REBORN AS 40 WATT SUN, AND NEGATIVE PLANE DON’T GIVE A SH*T ABOUT AMERICAN BLACK METAL February 18th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Hey dudes and ladies, here are a couple bands I’ve […]
Haterade 340 TWO DOGS REVIEW EMMURE’S NEW ALBUM February 16th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein In the spirit of “Two Bears Review Daath’s New Self-Titled […]
Everyone's Replaceable 140 KEVIN TALLEY GETS BURIED SIX FEET UNDER February 3rd, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Why, it was just a couple of days ago that […]
Black Collar Workers 370 THE LATEST PRO-DOWNLOADER IS… LEGENDARY FILM DIRECTOR FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA? January 31st, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg In a lot of ways, Francis Ford Coppola is to […]
The Webernets 120 AMAZON IS STILL SELLING A SH*TLOAD OF METAL ALBUMS FOR ONLY $5! January 28th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Remember that “Best of 2010” sale at Amazon we told […]
The Webernets 210 ANOTHER KILLER $5 METAL ALBUM SALE AT AMAZON January 4th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Metalheads are notoriously cheap and/or poor. Jews are notoriously cheap […]
Br00tal-lists 400 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART VIII December 17th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF DRAGONFORCE, A LIFE ONCE LOST, ALL SHALL […]
Br00tal-lists 880 AXL ROSENBERG’S TOP FIFTEEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2010 December 16th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So last year I predicted that whatever Pig Destroyer put […]
Br00tal-lists 770 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART VI December 16th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF GOD FORBID, AT THE GATES, DISFEAR, MACHINE […]
Br00tal-lists 1190 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART V December 16th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF INTRONAUT, DARKEST HOUR, THE RED CHORD, KYLESA, […]
Br00tal-lists 150 LEYLA FORD’S TOP FIFTEEN, ER, TEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2010 December 16th, 2010 at 12:00pm MetalSucks I actually really hate making best of lists. If it’s […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 4TH ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – THE FINAL NIGHT!!! December 8th, 2010 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg It was interesting looking at the answers people submitted for […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 4TH ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – NIGHT 3 OF 8 December 3rd, 2010 at 5:15pm Axl Rosenberg So last night’s question was tricky — so tricky, in […]
Br00tal-lists 1190 MORE MOTHERTRUCKIN’ YEAR END LIST ARGUIN’ TO BE DONE: MSN NARROWING TOP 20 LIST DOWN FROM 135 ALBUMS! November 29th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Agalloch’s Marrow of the Spirit: Apparently not a candidate for […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE HEADBANGED TO A BRASS BAND November 24th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein We’re shuttering the Mansion gates early today for tomorrow’s Thanksgiving […]
Everyone's Replaceable 350 MONDAY MORNING BUMMER: JIM LAMARCA LEAVES CHIMAIRA November 22nd, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I definitely woke up on the wrong side of the […]
Readers' Choice 240 READER’S CHOICE: DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA EDITION November 16th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I could eat a peach for hours. Let’s see what […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE EXTENDED THE DEADLINE FOR OUR HALLOWEEN CONTEST BY 24 HOURS October 29th, 2010 at 5:15pm Axl Rosenberg So as you’re no doubt aware, Halloween is on Sunday, […]
