Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 20 SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED [AND RESTONED] TO: MOGWAI – “MY FATHER MY KING” November 3rd, 2007 at 10:22am Kip Wingerschmidt This is one of those shut-out-the-lights-and-listen-to-from-under- your-blanket-fortress tracks; the epic, […]
Editorials 40 THEY CAN REBUILD ME; THEY HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY November 2nd, 2007 at 1:50pm Kip Wingerschmidt This one is sincerely dedicated to my recently crippled bretheren […]
Editorials 70 THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN’S GUITAR PLAYER THROWS AXL’S THEORIES ON KARMA INTO QUESTION November 2nd, 2007 at 12:31pm Kip Wingerschmidt Lately it seems as if our own resident hater-in-chief Axl […]
Cinemetal 110 R.I.P. WITOLD “VITEK” KIELTYKA November 2nd, 2007 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Decapitated’s drummer has passed away from injuries sustained in the […]
Editorials 40 JIMMY PAGE BREAKS FINGER, LED ZEPPELIN REUNION POSTPONED November 2nd, 2007 at 9:17am Vince Neilstein Those who coughed up thousands for black-market tickets and thousands […]
Editorials 70 IS SEVENDUST HAVING PROBLEMS SELLING TICKETS? November 1st, 2007 at 1:19pm Vince Neilstein Axl and I were scratching our heads when we saw […]
Show Reviews 30 I WONDER IF THEY USE BLOODY PANDA TO TORTURE PRISONERS? October 31st, 2007 at 11:32am Axl Rosenberg Vince and I went with the Metal Injection dudes to […]
Cinemetal 90 THE TEN BEST METAL VIDEOS FOR HALLOWEEN October 31st, 2007 at 10:55am Axl Rosenberg I hate Halloween. I mean, I guess I don’t mind […]
Contests 0 WIN A GRAB BAG OF DETHKLOK / ADULT SWIM MERCH!!! (RE-POST) October 30th, 2007 at 11:31am Axl Rosenberg Uncle Axl and Vince (and cousin Kip) have done it […]
Editorials 50 NEW YORK CITY LIVE METAL SCENE HAVING A REALLY GOOD WEEK October 29th, 2007 at 2:21pm Kip Wingerschmidt As a matter of fact, this is the best week […]
Editorials 20 PROG-METAL GIGANTOSAURUS INTRONAUT TO DROP “THE CHALLENGER” EP THIS WEEK October 29th, 2007 at 10:57am Kip Wingerschmidt Like the mighty rumble and grumble of the dreaded monster […]
Exclusive 150 HORSE THE BLOG #2: HORSE THE BAND’S LORD GOLD SHARES HIS THOUGHTS ON METAL October 25th, 2007 at 1:00pm MetalSucks [For the next several weeks, HORSE the Band keyboardist Erik […]
Neilstein Soundscam 40 THIS WEEK’S SOUNDSCAN CHARTS REVEALED October 24th, 2007 at 12:51pm Vince Neilstein Kid Rock maintained strong sales this week, despite dropping one […]
Cinemetal 1 SEE INSIDE STEVEN TYLER’S VOCAL CHORDS (PLUS-SIZED LIPS SOLD SEPARATELY) October 23rd, 2007 at 10:36am Vince Neilstein Our buds over at Idolator have posted a fascinating video […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK – WIN A COMPLETELY AMAZING ROB ZOMBIE ZOMBIE LIVE PRIZE PACKAGE!!! October 19th, 2007 at 2:48pm Axl Rosenberg Vance Almighty is a helluva name, and Vance must be […]
Editorials 1 CANADIANS RARELY ROCK LIKE THEY’RE AMERICANS BUT PRIDE TIGER SURE DO GIVE IT THEIR FRICKIN’ ALL October 19th, 2007 at 12:07am Kip Wingerschmidt How do a bunch of categorically tepid Vancouver Canucks end […]
Cinemetal 110 DOKAKA: NOT JUST A EUPHEMISM FOR POOP October 18th, 2007 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg I don’t know much about Dokaka other than the fact […] http://www.metalcovenant.com/humor/dokaka_angel_of_death.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download | EmbedSubscribe: Spotify | RSS | Subscribe to The MetalSucks Podcast!
Neilstein Soundscam 20 THIS WEEK’S SOUNDSCAN CHARTS REVEALED October 17th, 2007 at 4:02pm Vince Neilstein Kid Rock had the big debut this week with Rock […]
Editorials 100 KARMA STRIKES AGAIN: LINKIN PARK “SINGER” BREAKS HIS ARM MID-SHOW October 17th, 2007 at 3:42pm Axl Rosenberg I know it’s wrong to laugh at other people’s misfortunes, […]
Show Reviews 90 ANOTHER ANIMAL, UNLEASHED October 17th, 2007 at 12:02pm Axl Rosenberg I know there’s a percentage of you out there who […]
