Contests 1000 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A DESKTOP ZAKK WYLDE STATUE! January 16th, 2009 at 5:20pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to “Crack Hitler” for winning last week’s funny photo […]
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 110 ON THE METALSUCKS MANSION MONKEYS January 16th, 2009 at 4:47pm Kip Wingerschmidt They are a rare cross-breed of monkey, falcon, and bobcat […]
What the...?? 280 COURTNEY LOVE HATES THE JEWS January 16th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg At this point I don’t think it’s news that Courtney […]
Tour de Force 480 LAMB OF GOD ANNOUNCE THEIR MOST AWESOMEST TOUR EVER January 15th, 2009 at 11:43am Axl Rosenberg The rumors you’ve heard are now officially not rumors any […]
Tour de Force 420 AT LEAST YOU CAN LEAVE BEFORE DISTURBED GO ON January 15th, 2009 at 11:08am Axl Rosenberg When it was announced last month that Killswitch Engage would […]
New Stuff 1 CANNIBAL COOOOORRRRRRPSE! DECIBLOOOOGGGG! ARRRRRGGGGHHH! January 14th, 2009 at 10:37am Axl Rosenberg I am going to include exclamation points and some kind […]
Interviews 300 GOJIRA’S JOE DUPLANTIER: THE OFFICIAL METALSUCKS BONER-FEST INTERVIEW January 13th, 2009 at 5:43pm MetalSucks Meeting Gojira’s Joe Duplantier in person did little to quell […]
Reviews 130 A-LEX: A MIXED BAG FOR THE FIRST POST-CAVALERA SEPULTURA ALBUM January 13th, 2009 at 10:51am Sammy O'Hagar In my review for AC/DC’s Black Ice, I wrote about […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN AN AUTOGRAPHED NEW YORK DOLLS ONE DAY IT WILL PLEASE US… CD BOOKLET! January 12th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Big, big, BIG props to MetalSucks Maniac Barb Crompton, who […]
Interviews 60 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH ANIMOSITY’S LEO MILLER January 12th, 2009 at 4:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Animosity’s Leo Miller is not a man of large stature, […]
\m/ 60 MASTODON CURES CANCER January 12th, 2009 at 3:58pm Vince Neilstein Well, not quite… but one NY Times writer credits the […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 0 CRAPPY HAMPERS January 12th, 2009 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez 2008 was pretty good for Gods And Queens, given the […]
Reviews 140 VREID’S MILORG: THIS ALBUM KILLS NAZIS January 12th, 2009 at 11:00am MetalSucks You know I’ve always been really grateful to Mr. Rosenberg […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 80 SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED [PULL OUT YOUR EYE, AND EAT IT] TO: THE SWORD – “LAMENT FOR THE AUROCHS” January 10th, 2009 at 5:24pm Kip Wingerschmidt I wonder if this guy had toked a leel on […]
Cinemetal 230 SPEAKING OF RUSTY COOLEY… January 9th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last month my man Vince posted a video of Rusty […]
Contests 780 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF PSYCROPTIC’S OB(SERVANT)! January 8th, 2009 at 6:48pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to Steve, the winner of our most recent Funny […]
...And F*ck You Too 180 SHOCK OF SHOCKS: GLEN BENTON HATES BRET MICHAELS January 8th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Long time readers of this site should be fully aware […]
Interviews 130 ALL SHALL PERISH’S HERNAN “EDDIE” HERMIDA & MIKE TINER: OUR WACKIEST INTERVIEW EVER? January 8th, 2009 at 2:30pm Sammy O'Hagar Standing out in metal is difficult, considering that even the […]
The Hard R 220 DALLAS SHARES HIS THOUGHTS ON MUSIC CRITICS January 7th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks We’re all critics in our own right. The age old […]
Tour de Force 150 BEST TOURS EVARRR!!! January 7th, 2009 at 3:46pm Vince Neilstein It’s only January 7th but already three ridiculously awesome North […]
