Cinemetal 140 PELICAN TAKE A JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IN “FINAL BREATH” January 6th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never really been a Pelican fan – but I […]
Readers' Choice 120 SAMO, ANOTHER MIND-BLOWING JAZZY METAL BAND January 6th, 2010 at 12:04pm Vince Neilstein Full disclosure: I am not a classically trained musician, and […]
Music Dorkery 220 METAL IS THE NEW JAZZ January 6th, 2010 at 10:44am Vince Neilstein I’ve spent plenty of time in this space discussing the […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 40 MAXIMUM PENALTY’S NEW VIDEO IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU EXPECT FROM A NYHC ACT January 6th, 2010 at 10:12am Gary Suarez If you’re a fan of metallic hardcore like Terror or […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 980 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: OOOOOHHHHH SH*T, WHO KNEW? January 5th, 2010 at 5:30pm MetalSucks I guess that by now it’s old news that the […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 70 FORFEIT WON’T GIVE UP IN 2010 January 5th, 2010 at 5:00pm Gary Suarez Syracuse-based act Forfeit kicked off 2010 in their hometown as […]
Book Reviews 530 STRUNG OUT JUNKIE ROCK STAR COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET IN BÖÖK January 5th, 2010 at 3:30pm Corey Mitchell I write books and also for MetalSucks so it’s about […]
Editorials 80 BECAUSE ELEPHANTS MARCHING SOUND SCARIER IN RUSSIAN THAN FINNISH January 5th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Whilst ooh-ing and aah-ing over our fleshly printed new MetalSucks […]
Guilty Pleasure Playlists 200 LADY, LOOK OUT! THOSE BUTTERFLIES LOOK PISSED!!! January 5th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’d never heard of Infinite Tales before I saw their […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 490 BREAKING INTO DECIBEL: THE TOP 100 METAL ALBUMS OF THE DECADE +10 January 5th, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF What you are about to read, dear MetalSucks Maniac, is […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 50 PAY ZERO DOLLARS FOR ZERO SYSTEM January 4th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg A couple of weeks ago, Vince reported that Zero System, […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 80 DEPSWA’S RETURN FINALLY IMMINENT January 4th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vince got stranded while on his way back from vacation […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 190 THE CHARIOT MAKE GREAT MUSIC, PICK GOD-AWFUL OPENERS FOR TOUR January 4th, 2010 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez Well, it’s 2010 and The Chariot are through playing second […]
Br00tal-lists 750 WORST SONGS OF THE DECADE? THESE DON’T EVEN COVER IT. January 4th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg So The Village Voice – which, depending on who you […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 180 SARUMAN JUST WANTS TO BE THE LORD OF THE ROCK January 4th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I’ve enjoyed the work of 87 year-old master thespian Christopher […]
Black Collar Workers 520 YOU’RE A GOOD GUY, SULLY ERNA January 4th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Let’s say you’re Sully Erna. You’re the lead singer of […]
Tour de Force 190 TESTAMENT’S LIVE LEGACY January 4th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Is there a consensus on which Testament album is their […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 170 SATURDAY SONG TO NAIL SHIKSAS TO: SOUNDGARDEN — “JESUS CHRIST POSE” December 26th, 2009 at 1:13pm Kip Wingerschmidt What’s the big flippin deal bout Jesus? Moses died for […]
Contests 2270 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A GINORMOUS PACKAGE FROM FERRET RECORDS December 24th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein The winners of the Coheed & Cambria signed Music Skins […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 REHAB RELIEF: TYLER ON PATH BACK TO AEROSMITH December 24th, 2009 at 12:00pm Anso DF In all the eulogies of this new millenium’s first decade […]
