The band has finally announced the new album they’ve not-so-subtly been teasing.

Hey dude! Just 50 new records and 5 new home videos, no big whoop. BONUS: What it means to have angst in your veins.

Paul Waggoner assesses every team in the NFL one-by-one and opines on whether their fans should sit back and relax or press the PANIC button.

It would seem that way.

Hint: it’s not NoneLouder.

Paul thinks he was probably just wormholed into another dimension at approximately 8:30pm on Sunday and his favorite team is still on top.

Members of not just The Contortionist, but also Between the Buried and Me, Periphery, The Faceless, and more all teach you how to REALLY piss them off during a tour.

Keyboardist Eric Guenther discusses influences of his that have let him down over the years and those who have continued to inspire.

BTBAM guitarist Paul Waggoner recaps Sunday’s NFL action including the Cowboys shellacking at the hands of the 49ers, the Dolphins upset of the Patriots, the Browns moral victory (if not actual victory) over the Steelers and more.

The movie looks terrifying, and the swag is killer.

Jari Mäenpää tries to clarify his beef with Nuclear Blast, doesn’t do such a great job.

Jeff Treppel talks with the girls of Babymetal before their Los Angeles headline performance, their first ever show in America.

The former God Forbid guitarist muses on the current condition of the music we all love.

This stuff is so good I don’t even

It’s like fucking your face off, but more romantic.

He’ll teach you how to score a three-way: pay for it.

I’m baaaaack!

Wo Fat nail the shit out of doomy stoner rock.

Not quite the aggressive prog we once considered standard from this band, but still a worthy contribution to the new era of Mastodon…

Trap Them Great Old Ones on the Serpentine Path, yo.