Editorials 0 Nine Inch Nails Seize Their Second Breath August 1st, 2017 at 1:51pm Maximus Nearly 30 years into their career, the biggest cult band of all time is hitting their stride.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 10: Everyone is Beatable. Except the Cowboys. November 14th, 2016 at 11:14am MetalSucks Plus: the Titans and Seahawks both look good, and the Eagles edge out the Falcons in the battle of the birds.
Editorials 0 The Lies People in the Music Industry Tell Themselves September 13th, 2016 at 11:59am Vince Neilstein The music industry is a very strange place to work. Most of us are delusional in some way or another.
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Does Prog Metal Make You STERILE?!?! April 29th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Recent studies have been released linking the performance of prog metal to STERILITY, IMPOTENCE, and even BALL DEATH.
Metal Metsieh 0 Amazon is Having a Sale on Metal Albums for Between $5 and $7! March 24th, 2016 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Albums by Mastodon, Death, High on Fire, Baroness, the Dillinger Escape Plan and more.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Not Everything Should Be Metal All The Time February 25th, 2016 at 3:40pm Emperor Rhombus Emperor Rhombus argues that if metal were the standard, it would no longer rule.
Lolz 0 Gentlemen, The Metal Experiment Must Come To An End February 23rd, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus I’m afraid Project: Hand of Doom has gotten out of control.
Tour de Force 0 Rob Zombie and Disturbed Announce Spring Co-Headlining Tour January 19th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Are you on Team YEAH or Team OOOWAKAKAKA?
Poll 0 Informal Reader Poll: Whose Aesthetic Defines Them? January 13th, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus From who do you expect more than just music?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Judas Priest’s Rob Halford Weighs in on Kim Davis September 24th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Just terrific.
Br00tal-lists 0 Ten Metal Comic Books We’d Like To Read July 30th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Complete with the artists we’d like to see drawing them!
Metal Legacies 0 Here’s To You, Armored Bipedal Goat July 13th, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Good on you, you spiked Christ-beheading son of a bitch.
Editorials 0 Why I’ve Stopped Buying Vinyl May 18th, 2015 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Vince is over it.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Faith No More’s The Real Thing and Angel Dust are Getting Deluxe Reissues April 23rd, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Will you re-purchase these albums you already own to get the bonus materials?
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Skeletonwitch Part Ways with Vocalist Chance Garnette? April 1st, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg No more drinking beer, smoking weed, eating pussy, and listening to metal?
Reviews 0 The Banner’s Greying Does Not Sound the Way You’d Imagine November 21st, 2014 at 11:00am MetalSucks Stay tuned for quick follow-ups Balding and Combing Over… or, you know, not.
Cinemetal 0 Bassists Attempt to Defend Their Position in the Metal World, Completely Fail October 21st, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Watch Glenn Fricker take on humorless four-stringers.
Tour Guides from Hell 0 Tour Guides From Hell: Rosetta’s Mike Armine’s Favorite Tour Destinations in the World October 2nd, 2014 at 11:00am MetalSucks From Philadelphia to Xia Men, China and everywhere in between.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Ten Most Embarrassing Attempts by a Formerly Cool Metal Band to be Hip Again May 7th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some bands age gracefully. Others… not so much.
