Podcast 0 The MetalSucks Podcast #32: Special Guest Dave Mustaine January 6th, 2014 at 11:00am MetalSucks The always controversial Dave Mustaine is our guest this week: we chat about his kids, learning to be a better person, his relationship with [...]
Megadick 0 Happy Birthday Dave Mustaine!!! September 13th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Here are forty-seven reasons to actually admire the guy.
Megadick 0 Today in Dave Mustaine Dumbassery August 29th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Define “complete lack of self-awareness.”
Megadick 0 What Does a Loon Like Dave Mustaine Consider to be “Crazy”??? August 27th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg This oughta be good.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine’s Daughter Cheers Up Wounded Soldiers with Song About Dying August 21st, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So many questions.
Music Dorkery 0 Megadeth Now Tune Down One Full Step to Accommodate Dave Mustaine’s Vocals August 14th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Mustaine’s battle cry: “WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME METALLICA WERE ALREADY DOING THIS?!?!”
Editorials 0 Dave Mustaine and Jason Newsted Cover Metallica Song One of them Actually Wrote August 12th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Do you dig this? Well then, congratulations of having gray pubic hair!
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Will Never Crawl Out from Beneath Metallica’s Shadow August 8th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is both funny and sad.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Claims “I am One of the Few Thrash Metal Guys Who are Brave Enough to Delve Into Melody,” is Wrong July 30th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here are twenty-six examples to prove my point.
Cinemetal 0 Dave Mustaine Parodies Men’s Wearhouse in New Funny or Die Video June 24th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Although the guarantee that I’ll like the way Super Collider sounds, the cameo at the end alone makes this worth watching.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Sprays Sh*t with Perfume and Calls it Caviar June 13th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Megadick tries to spin his disappointing album sales.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Calls Fan “Faggot,” “Cunt,” Has Him Thrown Out of Show June 6th, 2013 at 1:10pm Axl Rosenberg This should help Mustaine’s image.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Professor Dave Mustaine’s Audio Commentary for Super Collider is Uproarious June 4th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s like having sex with gorilla.
What the...?? 0 Dave Mustaine Spends HOW Much on Conditioner?!?! May 31st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Only his stylist knows for sure.
Tour de Force 0 Jason Newsted and Dave Mustaine Considering Busting Out Metallica’s “Phantom Lord” for Gigantour? May 28th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg That’ll stick it to that Hetfield fucker!
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine and Kenny G. Are In Love May 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Proof that Jews and Goyim can get along!
Megadick 0 So I Guess This Crazy Russian Dude Really Loves Dave Mustaine April 2nd, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg That is an actual translation in that image, by the way.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine is NOT Descended from Monkeys, Y’All March 27th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Short version of what he said: “Creationism is where it’s at, brah. Science is fun and I love all the little gadgets scientists use, though!”
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Celebrates the Return of Twinkies March 21st, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The evil commie President Obama fails to undermine the American way of life again!!!
What the...?? 0 Dave Mustaine is Going to be a Featured Soloist with the San Diego Symphony March 18th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Insert your own “Symphony of Destruction” joke here.
