...And F*ck You Too 240 F*CK YOU, GUITAR HERO: VAN HALEN. F*CK YOU IN THE EAR. June 4th, 2009 at 2:12pm Axl Rosenberg One of the most disappointing aspects of Guitar Hero: Metallica […]
Poll 260 POLL: VAN HALEN OR VAN HAGAR? March 25th, 2009 at 4:31pm Vince Neilstein It’s a simple, yet controversial question. Vote below, then tell […]
\m/ 1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE VAN HALEN January 26th, 2009 at 10:17am Axl Rosenberg Inarguably one of the greatest, most influential, and most ripped-off […]
Editorials 40 Van Halen’s Tour Rider Proves That DLR and EVH Are Doin’ It for the Art December 5th, 2008 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Only, not really. Lest there was any doubt that Diamond […]
Editorials 110 HAGAR AND ANTHONY: “VAN HALEN BROTHERS? WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ VAN HALEN BROTHERS!” May 13th, 2008 at 12:17pm Axl Rosenberg Wow. If that picture doesn’t get your dick hard, nuthin’ […]
Rampant Rumors 1 VAN HALEN CANCEL A MONTH’S WORTH OF TOUR DATES March 11th, 2008 at 10:11am Vince Neilstein According to Billboard.com Van Halen are postponing more than a […]
Editorials 1 TOP 10 REASONS THE VAN HALEN TOUR COULD BE CANCELED March 4th, 2008 at 10:11am Vince Neilstein Even though the rumors that Van Halen canceled their current […]
Editorials 80 VAN HALEN CANCEL TOUR? March 3rd, 2008 at 9:50am Axl Rosenberg Back when Vince and I saw the reunited Van Halen […]
Editorials 40 EDDIE VAN HALEN CRIED THE FIRST HE HAD SEX WITH HIS EX-WIFE February 26th, 2008 at 10:45am Vince Neilstein MetalSucks ain’t exactly the Oprah-watching set, but this kind of […]
Editorials 20 HAPPY VAN HALENTINE’S DAY, EVERYONE February 14th, 2008 at 10:50am Vince Neilstein Yeah yeah, so it’s my birthday today, as Axl so […]
Editorials 40 VAN HALEN TURNS 30 TODAY February 11th, 2008 at 4:34pm Vince Neilstein No, not Eddie and not Wolfgang (though if you average […]
Editorials 1 VAN HALEN REUNION IS 5TH HIGHEST GROSSING TOUR OF ’07 December 27th, 2007 at 12:34pm Vince Neilstein Pollstar reports that Van Halen’s “OMG they finally did it” […]
Editorials 1,8250 EDDIE VAN HALEN BURIED HIS ’79 BLACK & YELLOW GUITAR WITH DIMEBAG DARRELL December 4th, 2007 at 2:50pm Vince Neilstein So it’s almost that time of year again… Darrell “Dimebag” […]
Editorials 8440 EDDIE VAN HALEN, THE FORGOTTEN GUITAR HERO November 16th, 2007 at 2:14pm Vince Neilstein Tuesday night Axl and I went to see the legendary […]
Editorials 1 THIS VAN HALEN SONG IS TOTALLY AWESOME, EXCEPT THAT… November 15th, 2007 at 2:45pm Kip Wingerschmidt …well, to be perfectly honest it seems like EVH is […]
Show Reviews 190 As Far as Synthetic Cash Grabs Go, the Van Halen Reunion Tour Is a Pretty Good One November 14th, 2007 at 12:04pm Axl Rosenberg After years of skipping Van Hagar concerts and DLR/Hagar co-tours […]
Editorials 1 BRITNEY SPEARS COMPETING WITH DAVID LEE ROTH FOR VAN HALEN SINGER SLOT? November 2nd, 2007 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Maura @ Idolator nails it again: “On the right, David […]
Editorials 60 MY VAN HALEN TICKET ARRIVED IN THE MAIL October 26th, 2007 at 12:18pm Vince Neilstein Actually it came a couple of weeks ago… but […]
Cinemetal 80 VAN HALEN ON-STAGE DISASTER ENSUES IN NORTH CAROLINA October 22nd, 2007 at 9:48am Vince Neilstein The Internet is unforgiving. Previous mishaps like this might be […]
Cinemetal 40 RED STATE UPDATE: VAN HALEN REUNION September 26th, 2007 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I dunno what this is, but it’s hi-larious. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/-yuVu0N0qGk” […]
