New Stuff 0 Between the Buried and Me Bassist Dan Briggs Has a New Jazz Band, Disorder Assembly April 6th, 2021 at 3:27pm Vince Neilstein Add yet another side project to Briggs’ resume.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: December 11 and 18, 2020 December 11th, 2020 at 8:39am Jeff Treppel The final STCOT of 2020! Includes Boris with Merzbow, Cardinal Wyrm, Grayceon, and more!
Metal Legacies 0 Members of the Hard Rock and Metal Community React to the Death of Sean Connery October 31st, 2020 at 1:35pm MetalSucks Featuring members of Guns N’ Roses, Slayer, Dark Tranquillity, Living Colour, and more.
Totally True Memoirs of a Metal Producer 0 Totally True Memoirs of a Metal Producer: Guns N’ Roses’ Chinese Democracy August 5th, 2020 at 2:46pm MetalSucks I told them I’d produce the album for twice my regular fee. They agreed immediately and sent a private Concorde to pick me up because it was faster than driving twenty minutes to Axl’s mansion.
Br00tal-lists 0 Over 200 Famous Metal and Hard Rock Musicians Ranked by Their Net Worth January 31st, 2020 at 12:49pm MetalSucks Members of Metallica, Slipknot, Guns N’ Roses, Tool, Kiss, System of a Down and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 40 Metal Predictions for 2019 January 4th, 2019 at 11:50am Axl Rosenberg Look into our crystal ball and see what 2019 holds for Metallica, Slipknot, Slayer, Megadeth, Ghost, Ozzy Osbourne, Rob Zombie, and many more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Ex-Voivod Bassist Accuses Former Bandmates and Manager of Fraud September 13th, 2018 at 11:44am Emperor Rhombus Jean-Yves “Blacky” Thériault claims he’s received CAD$16,000 which was fraudulently kept from him by his band and management.
Pummeling Politics 0 Denver Journalist Calls Metallica “the Perfect Soundtrack” for “Totalitarian Violence” and “Far-Right Republican Leadership” June 14th, 2017 at 2:05pm Axl Rosenberg “[W]hen the band broke out ‘Master of Puppets,’ tens of thousands of us belted ‘obey your master.’ It was pretty creepy.”
Cinemetal 0 Hey Look, It’s a Metal Cover of the Bee Gees’ “Stayin’ Alive” February 7th, 2017 at 9:27am Vince Neilstein Tragedy, the “all-metal tribute to the Bee Gees and beyond,” are kind of like a Steel Panther for disco.
Retrospective 0 Mourn the 12th Anniversary of Dimebag Darrell’s Death with this Previously Unreleased Rehearsal Footage December 9th, 2016 at 9:46am Vince Neilstein Watch Dime lay into the guitar solo of “Becoming.”
Pummeling Politics 0 Las Vegas Oddsmakers Give Dave Mustaine 200-to-1 Odds at Presidency in 2020 Over Trump November 9th, 2016 at 2:21pm Vince Neilstein His probability of being elected places in between Rick Perry and Kanye West, and just ahead of Ken Bone and Ric Flair.
Br00tal-lists 0 Metal GF’s Top Eleven Non-Metal Albums of 2015 December 1st, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Vered! Sufjan Stevens! Mary J. Blige!
Lolz 0 W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Does Not Understand How Hallucinogenics Work November 11th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus “It’s impossible that any men could have written [the Bible] without divine inspiration.” My college sketchpads disagree.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Dan Spitz Pulls Out Big Guns, Calls Anthrax “Fairytale Tellers” November 2nd, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Poorly-worded shots FIRED.
Br00tal-lists 0 Suggested Heavy Metal Campaign Songs for the 2016 Republican Presidential Candidates September 25th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Rock the vote.
Editorials 0 Tom Araya Hoping for a Post-Slayer-Retirement Career at Burger King July 29th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “When’s my 401(k) kick in, dude?”
Reviews 0 KEN Mode’s Success: A Good Record, if Not a Good Metal Record June 4th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks On their new album, the band’s creative risks and artistic evolution pay off.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Dumbest Hair Metal Jams Ever! April 10th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks If there is an argument against Hair Metal, these are five of them!
Mark for War 0 Mark For War: Marked Out/Missed The Mark — Wrestlemania 31 April 1st, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Eddie reviews the biggest pro-wrestling event of the year.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Best Metal Albums of 2013, As Chosen by Metal Musicians Themselves — Part VII December 6th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Featuring selections from members of Job for a Cowboy, Becoming the Archetype, Anciients, and IKILLYA.
