Overground 0 In Defense of Nu-Metal September 23rd, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Our new columnist takes Axl and Vince to task for their ongoing treatment of metal’s most maligned subgenre.
Cinemetal 0 “Your Tumor is Malignant” No Longer the Four Words You Least Want to Hear or Read June 24th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg This affliction is 100% untreatable.
What the...?? 0 Frankie Palmeri is Sad That No One Remembers His Birthday April 8th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg He also hates people with girlfriends and dogs.
Tour de Force 0 Nu-Metal Revival Apocalypse Update: (Hed)P.E. and SOiL Announce Co-Headlining Tour March 17th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ugh, everything is the worst.
Editorials 0 The Lounge Kittens Manage the Impossible, Make Limp Bizkit’s “Rollin'” Listenable February 28th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Back da fuck up while they fuck this track up.
Editorials 0 Josh Homme Hates Hugs February 10th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Queens of the Stone Age frontman loses his cool when fan jumps up on stage.
Level Up 0 Level Up: Dangerous Dave January 7th, 2014 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Last Chance to Reason’s Evan Sammons takes a look back at the classic PC DOS game.
Cinemetal 0 This Winter, Job for a Cowboy’s Nick Schendzielos IS Osama bin Terminator November 26th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So this is pretty odd.
New Stuff 0 Limp Bizkit Ruin Guns N’ Roses, Ministry November 5th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg You’ve never wanted to escape the jungle so bad in your life.
What the...?? 0 Vulgar Display of Tone: The Crunch ‘n’ Cream Quotient November 1st, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks A retrospective on achieving the heaviest tone.
Contests 0 The Fifth Annual “Run MetalSucks for a Day” Contest: 24 Hour Re-Vote Begins Now!!! October 28th, 2013 at 12:08am MetalSucks If you’re confused as to why this is happening, read this.
Contests 0 The Fifth Annual “Run MetalSucks for a Day” Contest: Finalists Announced!!! October 21st, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Now on who should win!!!
Tour de Force 0 History’s Crappiest Metal Package Tour Being Turned Into One-Day Festival September 4th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A small victory, or a massive defeat?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Uh, Gee, I Dunno, Since Sometime Around 1999? May 30th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Oh Fred, Fred, Fred.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Creationists Drank Jizz March 29th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Check out this week’s top stories, as well as a video of a naked fat dude attacking a member of the Westboro County Church.
Viral Vomit 0 Best Mash-Up Ever of the Day: Metal Church and Sir-Mix-A-Lot January 22nd, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg No, it’s not “Baby Got Back.” And Black Sabbath is involved, sort of.
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
New Stuff 0 Speaking of Horrible Disasters October 29th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Here’s a new Limp Bizkit song.
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR APOCALYPSE [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] September 7th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks * Hey wow u look great today! Is that a […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WENT SHOPPING FOR JAPANESE GROCERIES August 31st, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
