Tour Guides from Hell 0 Tour Guides From Hell: All Hail the Yeti Vocalist Connor Garritty’s Ten Favorite Spooky/Eerie Historic Sites to Visit March 23rd, 2016 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Alcatraz, the site of Jefferey Dahmer’s apartment, the site of the Waco shootings and more.
Br00tal-lists 0 Thirteen Fine Artists Every Metalhead Should Know March 15th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus A picture’s worth a thousand death-growls.
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Can Headbanging KILL YOU?!?! March 10th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Innocent expression of fandom or one-way ticket road to the grave?
Events 0 The Metal Guide to SXSW 2016: All the Showcases, Parties and Panels March 7th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Everything all in one place!
Lolz 0 Now There’s a Petition to Stop Kid Rock from Inducting Cheap Trick Into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame February 26th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Finally, a Change.org campaign we can get behind…
New Stuff 0 Blackened Metallers Necronomicon Unite — and Char — Four Pillars on New Single February 17th, 2016 at 2:00pm Phil Boozeman Act now and receive four pillars for the price of one.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Show Me Wolves: Iceland Strikes Again February 8th, 2016 at 4:00pm Anso DF A country’s population is about equal to Toledo, why so much great music?
This Sucks 0 Phil Anselmo Posts Second Apology, Suggests Bandmates “Move On Without Him” February 4th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus Well, the dude is trying.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Welcome to the Era of Rock Star Mortality January 27th, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus The way of all flesh.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Nickelback Start Work on New Album, Still Completely Fucking Delusional January 27th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
This Sucks 0 That Metal Show Gets Cancelled January 19th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Light a candle for the oldsters.
Tour de Force 0 Weedeater To Chow Their Stash Across America This Spring January 8th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Lord Dying, Today Is The Day, and Author And Punisher will be there to talk them down from the bad trip that follows.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Jim Breuer Announces “New” Band and Record Deal January 7th, 2016 at 10:30am Phil Boozeman Expect a mixture of his stand up and metal with a lot of Breuer screaming into a microphone at random pitches.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Some Poor Bastard is Going to “Win” a Tattoo of Chris Fronzak’s Face January 5th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s like winning an injection of ebola.
Whoops 0 Ticketmaster Says Lemmy Will Play Download 2016, is Probably Incorrect January 4th, 2016 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Unless Lemmy really IS God.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What’s The Best of The Best of 2015? December 4th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks You’ve read miles of coverage of 2015’s best metal. What awesome albums are now on your radar?
Br00tal-lists 0 Anso DF’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2015 December 1st, 2015 at 4:30pm Anso DF Iron Maiden! Ghost! Torche!
Br00tal-lists 0 Dave Mustein’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2015 December 1st, 2015 at 1:00pm Dave Mustein Intronaut! Krallice! Rivers of Nihil!
New Stuff 0 A Wonderfully Proggy New Jam from Intervals November 20th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein This band has gotten even better.
Editorials 0 Op-Ed: Why the Terrorist Attacks in Paris are So Important to the Metal Community November 16th, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein While the Paris attacks don’t seem to have much to do with metal on the surface, fans of live music the world over should be paying very close attention.
