How and why comedians such as Eric Andre, Stephen Colbert and Anna Kendrick have become the most relevant voices of dissent.

Kinda like watching cat videos, except with small humans.

Plus: Metallica, The Devin Townsend Project and A Day to Remember top this week’s radio charts.

Swedish style and easy comes together with American stupidity.

Igor hurt his ankle.

Listen to all this week’s heavy new releases from Sorcery, Pain, Inthyflesh, Norma Jean, Devin Townsend Project, Dwell, and tons more!

It’s Slipknot for the ADD age.

Vocalist “will be heading into the studio with my band” after completing Black Sabbath’s farewell tour.

It’s kinda like Some Kind of Monster, only everyone appears to be having fun, and Hetfield and Ulrich were wise enough to keep faux-shrinks out of the process and not let a certain wah-obsessed guitarist write lyrics.

Put on some Slayer. Listen to Slayer. Slayer rules. Metal rules. Hail Satan. Listen to Slayer.

I couldn’t think of way to fit Mechanize, or Genexus in there. Maybe I just wasn’t trying hard enough.

Bullet For My Valendope.

Kirk Whommett?

As it turns out, all it takes for Marilyn Manson to be cool is for Marilyn Manson to be absent.

AND THEY KILL IT!

Plus: Gojira, Beartooth and Every Time I Die top this week’s radio charts.

In turn, members of Bring Me The Horizon call him old.

From the band’s new album, If You Can’t Hear This Music You are Either Deaf or You Didn’t Hit ‘Play’ or Your Speakers Aren’t Plugged In.

USA! USA! USA! USA!