Editorials 70 INTO ETERNITY PLAN CONCEPT ALBUM; METAL NERDS EVERYWHERE GET BONERS November 2nd, 2007 at 2:29pm Axl Rosenberg Into Eternity – easily one of our favorite power metal […]
Editorials 40 THEY CAN REBUILD ME; THEY HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY November 2nd, 2007 at 1:50pm Kip Wingerschmidt This one is sincerely dedicated to my recently crippled bretheren […]
Editorials 220 ANYONE WHO SAYS THE NEW AVENGED SEVENFOLD ALBUM IS GAY IS GAY October 24th, 2007 at 10:08am Axl Rosenberg Dude. Come on. Anyone who says the new Avenged Sevenfold […]
Editorials 100 THE 50 BEST WAYS TO PISS OFF A METALHEAD October 12th, 2007 at 11:12am Axl Rosenberg 1. Tell them every metal band worships the devil. 2. […]
Editorials 1 YOU CAN POINT THAT F*CKING FINGER UP YOUR ASS October 12th, 2007 at 12:20am Kip Wingerschmidt Despite Maynard’s righteous claims in “Hooker With A Penis” that […]
Editorials 70 THIS GUITAR HERO III TRACK LISTING SHOULD MAKE METALHEADS HAPPY September 24th, 2007 at 3:15pm Vince Neilstein The Syndicate has reported the final track listing for the […]
Reviews 130 H.I.M.’S VENUS DOOM IS ANOTHER BITTERSWEET DOSE OF LOVE METAL September 18th, 2007 at 1:51pm Vince Neilstein “Love Metal,” the title of HIM’s 2003 release, really is […]
Editorials 1 MACHINE HEAD VS. FALL OUT BOY: A VERY FUNNY (ALTHOUGH PROBABLY UNTRUE) STORY ABOUT THE KERRANG! AWARDS August 29th, 2007 at 10:06am Axl Rosenberg Last week, I made fun of the Kerrang Awards (do […]
Reviews 70 THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DEAD’S MALICE: MORE DEATH, LESS CORE August 21st, 2007 at 11:04am Axl Rosenberg Two words: hol-ee shit. I had no idea this band […]
Editorials 20 UPCOMING NYC-AREA SHOWS August 8th, 2007 at 11:59am Vince Neilstein Ye ask and ye shall receive. We may not be […]
Cinemetal 90 DIO “HOLY DIVER” VIDEO, VIA KILLSWITCH ENGAGE August 1st, 2007 at 12:31pm Vince Neilstein Killswitch Engage already did Dio justice with their great cover […]
Editorials 0 NEW SOILWORK! NEW SOILWORK! NEW SOILWORK!!! July 25th, 2007 at 3:24pm Axl Rosenberg Soilwork kick ass – your ass, my ass, every American […]
Editorials 1 HOPESFALL GOES THE WAY OF GUNS N’ ROSES, MEGADETH, NAPALM DEATH July 25th, 2007 at 10:46am Axl Rosenberg I’m not really a Hopsefall fan – in fact, I […]
Editorials 6260 ROCK OF LOVE, EPISODE 1: 25 GIRLS MAKE THEIR PARENTS PROUD July 18th, 2007 at 11:14am Axl Rosenberg Well, I don’t know what I was expecting. Twenty-five of […]
Editorials 20 THE 101 RULES OF HARDCORE July 9th, 2007 at 9:03am Axl Rosenberg 1) Be tough at all times. 2) Never cheer after […]
Editorials 30 THE 101 RULES OF PROG METAL July 5th, 2007 at 11:25am Axl Rosenberg 1. Insist that your definition of prog metal is sacred […]
Editorials 1 HOW TO SLAY A DRAGON IF YOU’RE INTO… June 29th, 2007 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg …INDUSTRIAL METAL The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an […]
Editorials 5800 WHAT THE CRAP?! IS COREY TAYLOR THE NEW SINGER FOR ANTHRAX?! June 6th, 2007 at 10:50am Axl Rosenberg Blabbermouth reports that Slipknot/Stone Sour singer Corey Taylor has been […]
Editorials 20 MASTODON PERFORMS LIVE ON MTV. REALLY? May 21st, 2007 at 1:26pm Vince Neilstein You read that correctly — Mastodon performs live on MTV. […]
Editorials 30 STOP DENYING WHAT YOU KNOW TO BE TRUE: METALLICA RIPPED OFF SALT-N-PEPA May 2nd, 2007 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’ll never forget when I knew Metallica were over: when […]
