New Stuff 0 Funniest Song Ever of the Day: Axecuter’s “Metal is Invincible” January 7th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg THAT IS A REAL ALBUM COVER THAT A BAND REALLY PUT OUT FOR REALLY REAL.
Tour de Force 0 Down Begin Careers as Pro Wrestlers, Announce Tour with Warbeast and haarp November 6th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, okay, one of those things isn’t quite true.
Guest Columns 0 EXCLUSIVE IN-STUDIO DIARY: EARLY GRAVES August 2nd, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Exactly two years ago today the world lost Makh Daniels in a […]
New Stuff 0 “EFFIGIES OF EVIL”: NEW HOODED MENACE SONG ABSOLUTELY CRUSHES July 25th, 2012 at 2:15pm Axl Rosenberg If you’re in the mood for a really evil-sounding, heavy […]
Rampant Rumors 0 METALLICA TO PLAY WWE SUMMER SLAM? June 27th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg So as my headline clever suggests, word around the campfire […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHO IS THE NEXT TOP METAL FRONTDUDE? May 11th, 2012 at 4:50pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Welcome to the new MetalSucks Question Of The Week, […]
Metal in the Media 50 THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR TRIES TO ROAST ZAKK WYLDE, FAILS January 24th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So Guitar World roasted Zakk Wylde last week, and now a […]
Interviews 0 THIS IS HELL’S RICK JIMENEZ: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW January 4th, 2012 at 4:00pm Gary Suarez Long Island’s This Is Hell has been plugging away since […]
What the...?? 320 THERE REALLY IS A BAND CALLED PANTERADACTYL November 17th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The first time I ever heard the term “panterdactyl” was […]
Defending Danzig 690 DEFENDING DANZIG, DAY ONE OF FOUR: MISFORTUNE October 26th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Glenn Danzig gets a lot of shit. The singer-songwriter is […]
Necrolust 110 CANNABIS CORPSE EURO TOUR 2011’S BEST SUPPORTING ACTS – THE AWARD GOES TO… September 19th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks (I am well aware that that is a shit title, […]
Cinemetal 310 WAYNE STATIC ASSASSINATES YOUTH, MY APPETITE September 8th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday, Noisecreep debuted Wayne Static’s new video, “Assassins of Youth.” And […]
Necrolust 60 CANNABIS CORPSE (AND GRIM KIM) SMOKE EUROPE: PART 1 August 22nd, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Richmond, VA stoners ov death Cannabis Corpse are currently burning […]
Landphil Marathon 250 LANDPHIL MARATHON: THE BEST “SHOOTS” OF ALL TIME, CONTINUED! July 15th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Hello wrestling fans! Last week I started a two part […]
New Stuff 100 CANNABIS CORPSE ARE “SWORN TO THE BAG” July 11th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Wowee wow wow wow, there is a lot of new […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE GOT AWAY WITH MURDERING A 2-YEAR OLD July 8th, 2011 at 4:40pm Vince Neilstein First it was my turn to take a vacation and […]
Landphil Marathon 260 LANDPHIL MARATHON: THE BEST “SHOOTS” OF ALL TIME July 7th, 2011 at 3:40pm MetalSucks OK WWE, you got me. I fell for it hook […]
Landphil Marathon 540 LANDPHIL MARATHON: REGARDING THE CM PUNK “SHOOT” June 29th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Hello, wrestling fans! Sometimes in the world of wrestling things […]
Viral Vomit 30 TODAY’S PRO-RASSLIN’ FIX: HULKBREED June 24th, 2011 at 1:40pm Axl Rosenberg Alas, there won’t be a new installment of “Landphil Marathon” […]
Landphil Marathon 230 LANDPHIL MARATHON: REMEMBERING “MACHO MAN” RANDY SAVAGE, AND PONDERING THE ONGOING HOGAN/WARRIOR FEUD June 17th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Hello wrestling fans! I am sitting in JFK Airport getting […]
