The Webernets 0 RaveyBoo1 Makes a Strong Argument for Jesus and Against Incantation May 29th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg This will change the way you listen to metal forever.
Black Metal Bowel Movement 0 DREX GETS A COLD August 12th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks GERMS. EVERYWHERE GERMS. GERMS COPULATING IN MY NOSTRILS. GERMS PLEASURING […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: JUNE 5, 2012 June 5th, 2012 at 10:30am Vic Vaughn We get that metal people are not a target audience […]
Br00tal-lists 880 “GRIM” KIM KELLY’S TOP FIFTEEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2011 December 1st, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks When I was first making this list, I had a […]
Br00tal-lists 1080 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2011, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART I November 28th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF LACUNA COIL, TRAPPED UNDER ICE, ALLEGAEON, CULTED, […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN FIVE CDs FROM THE METALSUCKS MANSION ARCHIVES!!! September 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, so first of all, I effed up. Last week’s […]
Br00tal-lists 760 TOO SOON? GRIM KIM’S BEST OF 2011… SO FAR August 10th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Nine times out of ten, when faced with the option […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 130 FAME AND PRAISE IN TIME: THE REALM INTERVIEW [PLUS MONTE CONNER!] March 3rd, 2011 at 1:20pm Anso DF A brief period in the late ’80s and early ’90s […]
Br00tal-lists 770 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART VI December 16th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF GOD FORBID, AT THE GATES, DISFEAR, MACHINE […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2080 The History of Metalcore/Screamo June 7th, 2010 at 12:15pm Sergeant D First things first: screamo is literally worse than the Holocaust […]
Reviews 210 AM I EVIL? NO. GOATWHORE IS F*CKING EVIL. ALLRRIIIGGHTT! July 6th, 2009 at 11:00am MetalSucks “Apocalyptic Havoc” is one hell of a heroic entrance for […]
