Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Believes in the Power of Friendship, Humiliates Ex-Guitar Tech Via Online Video October 22nd, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus Maturity sells… but who’s buying?
Rotten Real Estate 0 This is What Dave Mustaine’s $5.375 Million Home Looks Like October 7th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein It can be yours, if you want: it’s for sale!
Viral Vomit 0 Republican Presidential Hopeful Rick Santorum Embraces Dave Mustaine September 8th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus …kinda.
Tweet Twat 0 Dave Mustaine Says He Wouldn’t Re-Join Metallica, is Clearly Full of Shit August 24th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s leakin’ out yer ears again, Davey boy.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 1 – 4: Lars Ulrich Vs. Dave Mustaine, Varg Vikernes Vs. Tim Lambesis, Maria Brink Vs. Ivan Moody, Geoff Tate Vs. Dj Ashba August 10th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the biggest putz of all?
Lolz 0 Dave Mustaine Apparently Has No Control Over Members Quitting June 29th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus It was those bad guys in management! Yeah, that’s it!
Black Collar Workers 0 Nick Menza To Dave Mustaine: “F*ck You, Pay Me!” April 30th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus It appears no one’s paying $5k for a writing session with the former Megadeth drummer.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Dude Drops $5K For A Songwriting Session With Dave Mustaine, Disappoints Parents April 30th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus Because why spend money on someone that’s NOT a racist loudmouth?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Slayer’s Kerry King Calls Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine “Crazy” April 23rd, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg TGIFriday’s stock plummets.
Tweet Twat 0 Dave Mustaine Says Kiko Loureiro is the Best Guitarist Megadeth Has Ever Had (At Least Until the Next Guy) April 22nd, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg So eat a bag of shit, Marty Friedman.
Rampant Rumors 0 Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine and Lamb Of God’s Chris Adler Photographed Together on “Taco Date” March 20th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg DOES THIS MEAN THEY’RE HAVING AN AFFAIR?!?!?! (Probably not.)
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Disses Supercollider Producer Johnny K, Says “Fans Don’t Want” Broderick and Drover in Megadeth January 30th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Nothing is ever my fault!”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Dave Lombardo Allegedly “Waiting” for Dave Mustaine’s Call December 1st, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fans hoping for Lombardo to join Megadeth: so far, so good… so what?
Metal Merch 0 Now Your Penis Can Go Where Dave Mustaine’s Penis Has Been November 24th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg And you don’t even hafta become his Eskimo Brother to do it!
Cinemetal 0 This Neil Young Cover by Dave Mustaine’s Daughter and the Dude from Stryper Makes Me Wanna Punch Everyone May 7th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I just vomited in my mouth a little.
Megadick 0 Here’s Video of Dave Mustaine Performing with The San Diego Symphony April 14th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Symphony of obstruction.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine’s Pants Are Burning March 26th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Mustaine claims he never said the things we have audio of him saying.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Korn’s Jonathan Davis Joins the Dave Mustaine/Ted Nugent Conservative Nutcase Alliance February 19th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg SMERSH.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Dave Mustaine Denies Responsibility for Jason Newsted Being Booted Off Australian Tour; Newsted Announces Announcement February 6th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Duh-duh-DUHHHHHHHH!
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine is So Misunderstood January 30th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Megadeth mainman doesn’t wanna talk politics anymore because “so many people misinterpret what I say.”
