Defending Danzig 150 DEFENDING DANZIG — THE FINAL DAY: MISCELLANEOUS October 31st, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks In honor of the Samhain season, MetalSucks is taking a […]
Reviews 390 THREE ENTRIES OF 2011 EXCELLENCE: GLORIOR BELLI, WHITEHORSE, AND MITOCHONDRION September 20th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks The thing driving traditionalists crazy is the fact that there’s […]
New Stuff 20 HEAVIEST ALBUM STREAM OF THE DAY: PYRRHON’S AN EXCELLENT SERVANT BUT A TERRIBLE MASTER September 20th, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein You might remember Pyrrhon from Volume 1 of the free […]
Music Dorkery 140 BEST NERDY THING EVER OF THE DAY: HEADBANGING CELLISTS COVER “WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE” June 13th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Having some kind of string section cover Guns N’ Roses […]
Reunion Mania 140 WANNA SEE SH*TTY CELL PHONE FOOTAGE OF SYSTEM OF A DOWN’S FIRST LIVE SHOW IN FOUR YEARS? May 12th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Well, if you don’t, here’s a hot tip: do not […]
Unsigned and Unholy 170 UNSIGNED AND UNHOLY: THREE EXCELLENT NEW BANDS WITH WHICH TO FINISH YOUR WEEK April 29th, 2011 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein (Johnson City, TN’s Ocoai) True to my promise, I’m sticking […]
Interviews 230 GRAYCEON’S JACKIE PEREZ GRATZ TALKS TO METALSUCKS ABOUT THE CELLO, OTHER STUFF March 15th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Grayceon‘s recent Profound Lore release, All We Destroy, is an […]
Vicious Vacation 440 VINCE NEILSTEIN’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE TO AMSTERDAM AND PARIS January 12th, 2011 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein While MetalSucks shut down for the holidays and New York […]
Cinemetal 110 SILENZIUM: CHICKS IN SLUTTY OUTFITS COVERING METALLICA ON THE VIOLIN AND CELLO November 5th, 2010 at 2:20pm Axl Rosenberg I’d never heard of Silenzium before today, and there’s nothing […]
Reviews 330 KYLESA’S FORESEEABLY EXCELLENT SPIRAL SHADOW October 26th, 2010 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Vince, you ignorant slut. There are tons of bands that […]
Exclusive 340 EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: VANISHER, “CONVICTION CELL” September 8th, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein We’ve already told you how we feel about NC-based metallers […]
Metal in the Media 180 ROB HALFORD IS IN A CELL PHONE COMMERCIAL… PLAYING A PRIEST! August 10th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to the magic of my DVR, I don’t really […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 THE NEW LORDI ALBUM ART COMBINES BOOBS AND BLOOD TO CREATE ONE SEXCELLENT PICTURE August 6th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I don’t hate Lordi, but I really don’t see the […]
\m/ 110 FAITH NO MORE. SUMMER OF ’92. INTERVIEWED BY A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD. FOR PUBLIC ACCESS. EXCELLENT. July 15th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg If I had met Faith No More, or any single […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 RATT’S INFESTATION IS TOTALLY GRIKABLE, SPEXCELLENT April 1st, 2010 at 1:30pm Anso DF You may not have been following the Jesse James-Sandra Bullock […]
Readers' Choice 160 ANOTHER EXCELLENT UNSIGNED BAND: DIAMOND PLATE January 28th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The reader known as “culturevulture” e-mailed us to tell us […]
Rampant Rumors 160 OZZY PLANNING 18 MONTHS OF CONSISTENT CANCELLATIONS? January 12th, 2010 at 10:07am Axl Rosenberg The last few Ozzy tours have basically been a joke. […]
Readers' Choice 150 CELLARMAN? REALLY? January 6th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So “MS Maniac Kriss” sent us an e-mail with a […]
This Sucks 280 U.S. IMMIGRATION SCREWS THE POOCH AGAIN, FORCES CANCELLATION OF HYPOCRISY TOUR November 18th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg So were pretty stoked about Hypocrisy’s upcoming U.S. tour with […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 620 PROFILES IN EXCELLENCE: RAMMSTEIN October 23rd, 2009 at 10:30am Gary Suarez Be it their embarassing foray into “edgy” promotional items or […]