Lick My Label 150 VAN HALEN MAY HAVE SIGNED WITH INTERSCOPE November 11th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg According to Metal Insider, there’s a rumor going around that […]
Viral Vomit 100 HOW DOES THIS MASH-UP OF VAN HALEN’S “JUMP” AND JOHN LENNON’S “IMAGINE” WORK SO WELL?!? November 2nd, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Yeah, you read that right: some dude calling himself “Mighty […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 350 VAN HALEN IS OLD AS F*CK :( September 30th, 2011 at 11:30am Anso DF [embed width=500]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ZA0SksaqU&NR=1[/embed] I had shall we say a moment of clarity […]
Music Dorkery 100 DANN HALEN (DARKEST HOUR! EX-DEP!) > VAN HALEN 2k11 July 6th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein No disrespect to our pal Anso DF — I mean […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 190 VAN HALEN: WELCOME TO BONER COUNTRY, POP. MARK TREMONTI July 5th, 2011 at 3:20pm Anso DF Van Halen, featuring the young squire Van Halen (left); Mark […]
Music Dorkery 110 ONE-HANDED EDDIE VAN HALEN June 17th, 2011 at 12:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Anyone who plays an instrument has moments of thanking Jeebus […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 130 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 9: VAN HALEN IS TRUTH, IDOL IS LIES May 6th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Don’t you love classic Van Halen? It’s amazing how that […]
Metal Merch 280 JUST IN TIME FOR SUMMER: VAN HALEN FLIP FLOPS May 3rd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Flip flops, the preferred summer season footwear of douche bags […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 210 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE VAN HALEN STOP AVOIDING ME January 26th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF One my least popular observations is that Eddie Van Halen’s […]
Viral Vomit 90 ALWAYS REMEMBER TO DRY YOUR HANDS BEFORE SHAKING HANDS WITH EDDIE VAN HALEN August 25th, 2010 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein Eddie Van Halen rage stories are pretty legendary, but I’d […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 250 NEW VAN HALEN IN 2011 AFTER ALL August 9th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fucking publicists. Last month a story started going around that […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 310 A KINK IN VAN HALEN’S “YOU REALLY GOT ME” August 4th, 2010 at 10:20am Axl Rosenberg I could have sworn that when I was a kid […]
Br00tal-lists 280 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #9, VAN HALEN July 19th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Since its inception by the typings of some clever music […]
Rampant Rumors 60 SO NO NEW VAN HALEN ALBUM IN 2011? July 7th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last week I debated the merits of a rumored new […]
Rampant Rumors 290 NEW VAN HALEN ALBUM IN 2011? July 2nd, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I had a blast when Vince and I saw the […]
Everyone's Replaceable 220 IS JUDAS PRIEST PULLING A VAN HALEN? May 7th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Judas Priest with Dave Holland, far left. Speaking of metal, […]
Ten Great Bands That Inadvertently Helped Ruin Metal 650 #8: VAN HALEN March 17th, 2010 at 5:00pm Sammy O'Hagar “Black Sabbath,” the first song off the first album by […]
Cinemetal 130 EDDIE VAN HALEN TAKES BIG SH*TS September 22nd, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg So, as previously announced, Eddie Van Halen was on Two […]
\m/ 250 DOWN COVER VAN HALEN, PROVE THAT REDNECKS LOVE COCK ROCK AND STONER METAL IN EQUAL MEASURES September 14th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This just in: rednecks do not actually have red necks. […]
Cinemetal 230 TWO AND A HALF EDDIE VAN HALENS August 5th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Eddie Van Halen is apparently going to appear on the […]
