21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2700 THE 522 ALBUMS THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST July 8th, 2009 at 9:00am MetalSucks The list was never meant to be definitive – there […]
New Stuff 160 IF THESE TREES COULD TALK I’D HOPE THEY WOULD SOUND THIS AWESOME May 21st, 2009 at 10:20am Vince Neilstein Meet If These Trees Could Talk, an instrumental band from […]
Reviews 100 SCALE THE SUMMIT LEAP WAY OVER DESERT CANYONS ON PROSTHETIC DEBUT February 11th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Scale The Summit are an instrumental metal band. While that […]
Music Dorkery 50 THE MATHIEST UNDERGROUND METAL YOU’VE NEVER HEARD January 20th, 2009 at 12:31pm Kip Wingerschmidt One late night last year whilst stumbling through cyberspace, I […]
Br00tal-lists 140 COREY MITCHELL’S TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2008 December 15th, 2008 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell In many ways, 2008 will be seen as The Year […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 30 THE AUTOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION September 3rd, 2008 at 4:10pm Gary Suarez Two Saturdays ago, I, along with less than 100 onlookers, […]
New Stuff 100 SCALE THE SUMMIT CLIMB ABOVE THE PEAK OF BANDS THAT ALL SOUND THE SAME September 2nd, 2008 at 9:31am Vince Neilstein This might read like the opening line of a badly […]
Editorials 30 SOUNDZ FROM THE WINGERSCHMIDT WING: THOSE ARMS MIGHT BE SNAKES BUT MINE ARE PYTHONS WITH TARANTULAS COMIN’ OUTTA THEIR MOUTHS! August 25th, 2008 at 3:14pm Kip Wingerschmidt Down a dark, cavernous hallway in an oft-uncharted region of […]
Neilstein Soundscam 90 THIS WEEK IN SOUNDSCAN: 10 YEARS, FILTER, ARSIS, WARREL DANE AND MORE May 21st, 2008 at 2:06pm Vince Neilstein So I am officially boycotting Linkin Park and Nickelback when […]
Editorials 80 SXSW GOES METAL February 13th, 2008 at 11:40am Vince Neilstein MetalSucks commenter LiquidMan666 was kind enough (or just bored at […]
Editorials 30 ARE THOSE ARMS SNAKES OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME? December 13th, 2007 at 10:41am Kip Wingerschmidt Yes, this Seattle band put on one of the best […]
Coronavirus 0 This 5G Microchip Conspiracy Theory Diagram is Actually a Boss Metal Zone Guitar Pedal January 5th, 2021 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein The “global elite” overlords will be tracking and controlling us with crappy tone.
\m/ 0 Mastodon Shot a Hilarious Promo Video with PBR June 22nd, 2017 at 12:46pm Vince Neilstein The video pokes fun at the idea of corporate sponsorships and features hilarious acting performances by Mastodon.
Cinemetal 0 Nine Things That Occurred to Me While Watching Mastodon Perform “Show Yourself” on Jimmy Kimmel April 4th, 2017 at 9:59am Vince Neilstein Scintillating observations on the state of Troy’s hair color, shirt choice and Brann’s vocals.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Mastodon Release Sample of New Song + Album Artwork January 26th, 2017 at 9:31am Axl Rosenberg It’s coming…
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: October 7, 2014 October 7th, 2014 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund Is this week’s most exciting new release by Lo-Pan, Godflesh, Audrey Horne, or Sixx:A.M.? Or maybe by Pyre, Couch Slut, Hurtsmile, or As We Draw?
