Jumping Darkness Parade 150 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE RETURNS! September 9th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Dear Metalsucks Readers, It’s been a while. I would have […]
Vicious Vacation 140 LEYLA FORD TAKES YOU ON A TOUR OF THE TURKISH METAL SCENE August 20th, 2010 at 1:20pm MetalSucks I’d like to take you to a place. A place […]
Cinemetal 110 BEST UKRANIAN METALCORE BAND IN THE WORLD RELEASES NEW VIDEO July 27th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember Infinite Tales, the best Ukranian metalcore band ever? Honestly, […]
Haterade 850 THE ELEVENTH ANNUAL GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS: “YOU’LL PROBABLY GET LAID” July 19th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg My homeboy Rob over at Metal Injection thinks that this […]
\m/ 130 MOUTH OF THE ARCHITECT LOOK INTO MY EYES, COVER PETER GABRIEL THE RIGHT WAY June 30th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you read this site regularly, you know my opinion […]
Editorials 1750 COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE ON COPING WITH AGING IN A YOUTH-DRIVEN HEAVY MUSIC SCENE May 13th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks In the last few years, something seemed to happen and […]
Editorials 1150 VARG VIKERNES WILL HAPPILY ACCEPT YOUR MONEY REGARDLESS OF YOUR RACE, RELIGION, OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION March 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What do you think Varg is thinking about in this […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 280 GREAT BAND PENS TRACK FOR TERRIBLE VIDEO GAME February 10th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Did anyone besides me even try to play the Iron […]
New Stuff 440 AND BY “WORLDWIDE,” SLAYER MEANS “EXCLUSIVELY AT HOT TOPIC” July 27th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Let’s cut right to the quick: there’s a new Slayer […]
Reviews 120 DEAD FROM THE BACK: JOHN TARDY, SANTOLLA DELIVER OBITUARY’S DARKEST July 7th, 2009 at 3:00pm Anso DF Up to this point, the Obituary that reunited in 2003 […]
Reviews 80 BERGRAVEN MAKE BLACK METAL FOR WEIRD-ASS PEOPLE ON TILL MAKABERT VASEN June 24th, 2009 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Sweden’s Bergraven fit under the black metal umbrella just at […]
Haterade 1040 WAKING THE CADAVER DECLARES: METAL INQUISTION’S SERGEANT D IS AN “INTERNET FAGIT” May 13th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Vince and I still don’t really understand the difference between […]
New Stuff 340 JUNE IS TELL A FRIEND ABOUT DREDG MONTH May 13th, 2009 at 12:58pm Vince Neilstein MetalSucks contributor and Hipster-Hater Anso DF posted a fine piece […]
Reviews 90 STILL DON’T SEE NO BEER: TESTAMENT IN EINDHOVEN 1987 April 23rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Anso DF If the world were fair, the guys in Testament would […]
Cinemetal 60 BEFORE BRIAN POSEHN, SAM KINISON WAS THE MOST METAL COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD March 4th, 2009 at 2:03pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t watched any of Sam Kinison’s old stand-up in […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF BIFFY CLYRO’S PUZZLE November 11th, 2008 at 10:33am Axl Rosenberg Hats off and horns up to Ken Lee. He correctly […]
Reviews 120 ALL SHALL PERISH’S AWAKEN THE DREAMERS: STILL BRUTAL, EVEN IF IT’S LESS BR00TAL September 16th, 2008 at 12:15pm Axl Rosenberg As you’ve probably heard, All Shall Perish’s new album, Awaken […]
Editorials 330 SORRY, I CAN’T HEAR YOU, DID YOU JUST SAY “BEER MUGS F*CK?” September 5th, 2008 at 3:48pm Axl Rosenberg Last week, in a post entitled “Live Fast, Deaf Young,” […]
Reviews 60 IHSAHN’S GONNA MAKE IT AFTER ALL July 14th, 2008 at 12:26pm Sammy O'Hagar There’s a long history of a front man striking out […]
Reviews 120 THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER’S NOCTURNAL: A TRUE TESTAMENT TO THE POWER OF GREAT GUITAR DUOS September 19th, 2007 at 1:53pm Axl Rosenberg What the fuck am I supposed to say about the […]
