Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What 5 Covers of *Beloved Hit Songs* Are Awesome? November 13th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Don’t feel bad, Corey Taylor and Lzzy Hale. Only these five have pulled it off!
Br00tal-lists 0 Here Are Eight Tribute Albums That Are Actually Good September 17th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Hey, kid, you like hastily-recorded covers? We got hastily-recorded covers.
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Rock on the Range, Rocklahoma, Rockfest, and Carolina Rebellion Made? June 25th, 2015 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Is there money to be made putting bands like Slipknot, Korn, Godsmack, Slayer, and Marilyn Manson all on one bill?
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Slipknot, Rush, Steel Panther and More Earn to Play Live Shows? May 28th, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The numbers will shock and amaze you! Actually, not really. These bands be rich.
Br00tal-lists 0 Here Are The Best Man Nipples In Metal May 20th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Lzzy Hale, eat your heart out.
Metal Legacies 0 Remembering Dio Five Years Later May 15th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus A laugh without a tear, the hope without the fear.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 14, 2015 April 14th, 2015 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund So wait, she has a dong? What are we looking at here?
New Stuff 0 Royal Thunder Announce North American Tour with Wild Throne, Release Another New Track March 24th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s called “The Line” and it debuted on High Times, even though that outlet is not cocaine-centric.
New Stuff 0 The New Royal Thunder Song Will Make You “Glow” March 17th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Slide.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Stupid Neo-Glam Metal Band’s Press Release May Leave You Cross-Eyed March 9th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg English language, prepare to get Cosby’d.
New Stuff 0 Get in Royal Thunder’s “Time Machine” March 5th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Band mostly abandons their 70s vibe, still manage to kick ass.
New Stuff 0 Don’t “Forget” to Listen to the New Royal Thunder Song February 10th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg You better run for your life!
Editorials 0 Doc Coyle’s State of the Metal Union July 25th, 2014 at 1:20pm MetalSucks The former God Forbid guitarist muses on the current condition of the music we all love.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Don’t Forsake The Oath April 16th, 2014 at 12:30pm Anso DF What’s wrong with being sexy?
Metal in the Media 0 Revolver Golden Gods Awards 2014 Will Feature Axl N’ Roses, Korn, Lots of Five Finger Death Punch Ball-Tickling February 26th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein As commercial as in years past, but there’s some good stuff too.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Everyone and Their Mother to Appear on New Dio Tribute Album February 6th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is Your Life will include contributions from Metallica, Anthrax, Rob Halford, Corey Taylor, Killswitch Engage, and more.
Editorials 0 This Year’s Nominees for the B.S. Grammy Award for “Best Metal Performance” Are… December 9th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Amazingly enough, Attila was NOT nominated.
Cinemetal 0 Cinemetal Round-Up: New Videos from Revocation, Black Sabbath, Kataklysm, and The Pretty Reckless October 17th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg This edition’s videos really do everything a metal fan could want: zombies, mass destruction, political outrage, and, of course, T&A.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: October 15, 2013 (NSFW) October 15th, 2013 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Testament, Red Fang, Gigan, Rivers Of Nihil, Monster Magnet … Which are this week’s hottest new releases — You tell us!
