Countdown to The Metal Suckfest 70 COUNTDOWN TO THE METAL SUCKFEST: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE October 26th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks The Inaugural Metal Suckfest is almost here!!!! Twenty bands will DESTROY […]
Music Dorkery 2810 SO, LIKE, HOW MUCH MUSIC DO YOU ACTUALLY KEEP ON YOUR COMPUTER, ANYWAY? July 1st, 2011 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg A few weeks ago, Vince wrote about iCloud, Apple’s new […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 170 THE PACKAGING FOR BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME’S GREATEST HITS ALBUM IS SUH-WEEEEEEEEEEET March 9th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg So yeah yeah yeah, Victory is releasing a greatest hits […]
Green Eggs and Slam 570 STEALING 18 VISIONS’ IDEAS: A BOOK BY THE 2011 METALCORE SCENE January 31st, 2011 at 12:30pm Sergeant D This post originally appeared on Stuff You Will Hate, but […]
...And F*ck You Too 370 SOUNDGARDEN AND KORN COMPETING FOR “LAZIEST BAND EVER” AWARD January 14th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fieldy ain’t no Scotty Griffin. There’s no actual connection between […]
Tour de Force 430 POSSIBLY THE MOST BORINGEST TOUR OF THE WINTER December 6th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Next year’s early contribution to drunk driving accidents and teen […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2110 WHAT IS UR FAVORITE HARD ROCK BAND??? November 8th, 2010 at 1:20pm Sergeant D There’s nothing I love more than the cock-smashing brutality of […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE HEARD THE WORST THING EVER October 8th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week I had a dream that I was […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1170 BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART: SHREDDING 4 CHRIST September 20th, 2010 at 2:00pm Sergeant D One of the greatest tragedies since the Holocaust is the […]
Contests 1,7680 WIN AN ALEXI LAIHO ESP GUITAR! September 10th, 2010 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Since Children of Bodom are going on the road with […]
Editorials 130 GET THE RUNS FOR THE BORDER: TACO BELL FEED THE BEAT August 24th, 2010 at 3:10pm Axl Rosenberg Life is tough for the modern touring metal band, ’cause […]
Tour de Force 740 THOUGHTS ON THE 2010 THRASH & BURN TOUR LINEUP June 2nd, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein The Summer metal tour market for 2010 is crowded, yo.We’ve […]
The Webernets 490 VAPID POP STAR DEEMS HORSE THE BAND “TOO EMO,” MEGADETH “DOPE” March 22nd, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Full confession: until about an hour ago, I had no […]
Ten Great Bands That Inadvertently Helped Ruin Metal 1640 #6: KILLSWITCH ENGAGE March 19th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks I will always remember the first time I heard Killswitch […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 900 PANTEREISSUES February 24th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg This July will mark the twentieth anniversary of the release […]
Worst Week Ever 180 IN WHICH WE LEARNED HOW TO SPEAK FRENCH February 5th, 2010 at 5:40pm Vince Neilstein My car just got towed and I’m pissed. Really fucking […]
The Webernets 700 ASHLEY JEAN RESPONDS TO METALSUCKS February 4th, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday I wrote a pretty harsh criticism of God Save […]
Rampant Rumors 1200 UNINFORMED SPECULATION ON WHO WILL PLAY OZZFEST 2010 February 1st, 2010 at 12:14pm Axl Rosenberg So apparently Ozzfest is coming back this summer, and is […]
Tour de Force 1180 MAYHEM FEST 2010: AND THE LINE-UP IS… January 20th, 2010 at 9:07am Axl Rosenberg The line-up for the 2010 Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival […]
Haterade 510 DO NOT WANT December 14th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Atreyu drummer / vocalist Brandon Saller has announced he’ll be […]
