Retrospective 640 CELEBRATE THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF GN’R’S USE YOUR ILLUSION BY MAKING YOUR OWN TRACK LIST September 16th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Tomorrow marks the twentieth anniversary of the release of Guns […]
Contests 20 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: NEW YEAR’S EVE CELEBRATION EDITION January 21st, 2011 at 12:15pm Vince Neilstein We’re not sure why Daniel Groner sent us a photo […]
Viral Vomit 170 CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS EARLY WITH THIS RIDICULOUS SLAYER LIGHT SHOW November 22nd, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I saw this on Metal Injection today, and clearly, the […]
Cinemetal 20 NON-HAIR METALLERS EXTREME CELEBRATE METALSUCKS HAIR METAL WEEK WITH NEW VIDEO July 22nd, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg In all fairness, we didn’t warn Extreme that we were […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 120 JANI LANE CELEBRATES HAIR METAL WEEK ON METALSUCKS BY GOING TO PRISON July 20th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Not Sam Kinison Well, gee, Jani Lane! We know you’re […]
Neilstein Soundscam 370 SOUNDSCAN WEDNESDAY: IN WHICH THE METAL WORLD CELEBRATED 4/20 April 28th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein April 20th was circled in my calendar well in advance, […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 170 SATURDAY SONGS TO CELEBRATE/DENIGRATE LOVE TO: VALENTINE’S DAY THREEFER W/BLACK MOUNTAIN, MY BLOODY VALENTINE, & LAMB OF F*CKING GOD February 13th, 2010 at 3:10pm Kip Wingerschmidt Maybe your betrothed decided to leave you behind this Valentine’s […]
Reviews 510 GOSSIP GIRL VIEWERS CELEBRATE THE ARRIVAL OF ATREYU’S CONGREGATION OF THE DAMNED October 1st, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The hype around Congregation of the Damned is that it’s […]
Cinemetal 90 DANNY DIABLO CELEBRATES HUMAN LEAGUE, TRUE ROMANCE, TITTIES September 17th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, so this video, which I first saw on Chronic […]
Editorials 550 IT’S LIKE A MILLION TINY VIBRATORS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS: A TRIBUTE TO THE BEARD August 19th, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Lately I have been in close contact with some of […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 CELEBRATE THE LIBERATING POWER OF THE INTARWEBS WITH KEN MODE! July 16th, 2009 at 12:30pm Gary Suarez As you all know, the interwebs have empowered indie and […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 60 OLD CHUBBY DUDES CELEBRATE THEIR SILVER WEDDING ANNIVERSARY March 4th, 2009 at 11:30am Gary Suarez 2009 is a big year for big boys Dale Crover […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 30 CELEBRATE FAT TUESDAY BY PATIENTLY WAITING FOR OUTLAW ORDER TO GO ON TOUR February 24th, 2009 at 4:39pm Gary Suarez Happy Fat Tuesday, metal fans! May your evening be full […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 360 FORMER STATIC-X GUITARIST CELEBRATES IMPENDING RELEASE OF BAND’S NEW ALBUM BY GETTING THROWN BACK IN JAIL January 26th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tripp Eisen, who has at one time or another been […]
Cinemetal 60 CELEBRATE TUESDAY WITH NEW VIDEOS FROM MACHINE HEAD (VIA IRON MAIDEN) AND SCOTT WEILAND October 28th, 2008 at 12:15pm Vince Neilstein We love Machine Head and we love Iron Maiden, so […]
What the...?? 140 OhMiBod: THE iPOD POWERED VIBRATOR (YES, REALLY.) September 4th, 2008 at 2:08pm Vince Neilstein It was only a matter of time. “Love Your Music, […]
Editorials 230 GODSMACK TO CELEBRATE 10 YEARS OF SUCKING October 4th, 2007 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Do we really need this? The Pulse of Radio reports […]
Editorials 170 APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION: ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATED BY THREE ORIGINAL MEMBERS OF GN’R THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT July 30th, 2007 at 9:38am Axl Rosenberg Seriously: I already feel guilty about that headline. No one […]
Tour de Force 0 Horse the Band Announce Tour for 20th Anniversary of ‘The Mechanical Hand’ November 21st, 2024 at 10:10am Haela Huntress A horse is a horse, of course of course!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 F*ck It, SiriusXM’s Octane Will Do It Live with Headbangers Happy Hour This Friday November 20th, 2024 at 5:37pm Hesher Keenan Jose Mangin will host with guests Ice Nine Kills and Flat Black
