Worst Week Ever 130 IN WHICH WE WERE TOO METAL FOR PANTS March 5th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m really, really disappointed in you, male MetalSucksians. After reader […]
Worst Week Ever 200 IN WHICH EVERYONE GOT SICK February 19th, 2010 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vince brought the shits back with him from Egypt and […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE WERE BETTER LATE THAN NEVER February 12th, 2010 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well I had a heckuva afternoon, what with a horde […]
Worst Week Ever 180 IN WHICH WE LEARNED HOW TO SPEAK FRENCH February 5th, 2010 at 5:40pm Vince Neilstein My car just got towed and I’m pissed. Really fucking […]
Worst Week Ever 260 IN WHICH WE LOST A GREAT WRITER, A GREAT HISTORIAN, AND A GREAT MIDGET ACTRESS January 29th, 2010 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Howard Zinn, Zelda Rubinstein, and J.D. Salinger all died within […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE BROKE DOWN THE BREAKDOWN January 22nd, 2010 at 5:15pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, so Vince is back Tuesday, which means the balance […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE SHOT OUR UNBORN CHILD IN THE FOOT January 15th, 2010 at 5:20pm Axl Rosenberg Alright! After an initial slow news week, 2010 is finally […]
Worst Week Ever 120 IN WHICH WE WERE F*CKING HOSTILE December 11th, 2009 at 5:30pm MetalSucks As we mentioned earlier today, next Thursday we’ll run the […]
Worst Week Ever 230 IN WHICH WE RESPECTED WOOD December 4th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sometimes I feel fairly certain that a substantial portion of […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE GOBBLED TURKEY November 25th, 2009 at 3:38pm Vince Neilstein We’re shuttering the Mansion early this week in celebration of […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH DEVIN TOWNSEND SUCKED November 20th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week one of you accused us of being a […]
Worst Week Ever 190 IN WHICH WE MOUTH RAPED OUR LEGACY November 13th, 2009 at 5:29pm Axl Rosenberg Today was Friday the 13th, but absolutely nothing bad happened […]
Worst Week Ever 170 IN WHICH WE BOUGHT A PENIS November 6th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shit. I wasn’t even out that late last night, […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE October 30th, 2009 at 5:23pm Vince Neilstein Tomorrow is Halloween. This is great news, because it means […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE GOT FED THROUGH THE TEETH MACHINE October 23rd, 2009 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a lyric in the song “Hour of Rats” from […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE HAD THE UNIVERSE IN OUR BALLS October 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretty big week here at the MetalSucks Mansion. We laughed, […]
Worst Week Ever 100 IN WHICH WE EMBARKED ON A MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR October 9th, 2009 at 8:33pm Vince Neilstein It was a fuckin’ busy week, no? Either shit was […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH OUR DAD WON US SOME PENGUINS IN A POKER GAME September 25th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Monday (actually sun down Sunday, but whatever) is Yom Kippur, […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE WHIPPED OUT OUR BRASS KNUCKLES September 19th, 2009 at 12:19pm Vince Neilstein Eatsa! Last night Axl and I let our Worst Week […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE ENJOYED THE FRUITS OF OUR LABORS September 4th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s Labor Day weekend here in the U.S., which means […]
