Worst Week Ever 40 IN WHICH WE DID THE WHISTLING BELLY-BUTTON TRICK AT THE HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW February 4th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg BING! Still funny. Amazing. I was kinda flattered last week […]
Worst Week Ever 130 IN WHICH WE DID IT FOR DIME January 28th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t think anybody ever really reads these little intros […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE LISTENED TO ANARCHIST STUFF January 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So 2011 is officially underway! I mean, we’re two full […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE MARCHED LIKE ELEPHANTS January 7th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg We survived the first week of 2011! WHOO-HOO! Only another […]
Greatest Hits 540 Worst Year Ever: All of Our 2010 Year-End Sh*t in One Place December 17th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Soooo… this concludes our regular posting for 2010! We might […]
Worst Week Ever 290 IN WHICH WE ABSOLUTELY DID NOT BAN YOU FROM COMMENTING December 10th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It seems like the number of “Why did you ban […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE TRIED FOUR LOKO FOR THE FIRST AND LAST TIME December 3rd, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg At least, it was my last time. I feel like […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE HEADBANGED TO A BRASS BAND November 24th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein We’re shuttering the Mansion gates early today for tomorrow’s Thanksgiving […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE HAD AN APPETITE FOR DECONSTRUCTION November 19th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Allow me to shill for a beat before the weekend: […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH STUPID WAS AS STUPID DID November 12th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I can’t think of anything clever to say right now, […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE ASKED SOME QUESTIONS November 5th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Why am I writing this week’s “Worst Week” entirely in […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE EXTENDED THE DEADLINE FOR OUR HALLOWEEN CONTEST BY 24 HOURS October 29th, 2010 at 5:15pm Axl Rosenberg So as you’re no doubt aware, Halloween is on Sunday, […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE GRILLED ‘EM ALL October 22nd, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg As I sit here typing this, I’m just trying to […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE DID IT ALL FOR THE LOVE OF SLAYER October 15th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Seriously, if you haven’t read Vince’s epic story about how […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE HEARD THE WORST THING EVER October 8th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week I had a dream that I was […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE WENT TO SOME METAL CONCERT-THINGS October 1st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case you can’t tell by all the posting I’ve […]
Worst Week Ever 120 IN WHICH WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED “WORST WEEK EVER” FOR ANOTHER DEVIN TOWNSEND VIDEO UPDATE September 24th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So this normally where we write some fairly meaningless bullshit […]
Worst Week Ever 250 IN WHICH WE TURNED 10,000 POSTS OLD September 17th, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein There was something of a tornado here in Brooklyn yesterday, […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE REMINDED YOU THAT GARY SUAREZ IS DJING TONIGHT’S HEAVY METAL HAPPY HOUR September 10th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg That’s right! One of MetalSucks’ most controversial voices — which […]
Worst Week Ever 170 IN WHICH WE WERE 25% OWNED BY EPITAPH RECORDS September 3rd, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday Sergeant D. made a joke about MetalSucks being 25% […]