Whoops 0 Truck Carrying Metallica’s Gear Involved in a Huge Freeway Collision August 11th, 2023 at 11:30am Hesher Keenan We’re glad everyone’s okay.
Whoops 0 Steel Panther Used as Photo for Mötley Crüe Documentary August 2nd, 2022 at 2:49pm Em Shadows Small oversight.
Whoops 0 Video: Mudvayne Frontman Chad Gray Falls Off the Stage While Singing “Not Falling” July 28th, 2022 at 11:01am Em Shadows This is poetry in motion.
Whoops 0 Watch: Mötley Crüe Drummer Tommy Lee Appears to Be Using a Backing Track Live July 28th, 2022 at 8:36am Em Shadows He’s not the Crüe member we expected to be using one!
Whoops 0 Five Finger Death Punch’s Ivan Moody Disowns The Band’s 2020 Anti-Mask Video: “It Went Down Like a Fart In a Church” July 26th, 2022 at 3:15pm Emperor Rhombus “It won’t ever be done with my name on it again.”
Whoops 0 Watch: Fan Rushes Rage Against the Machine Onstage, Security Guard Sacks Tom Morello Instead July 25th, 2022 at 11:27am Em Shadows Keeping the members of Rage Against the Machine from injuring themselves is turning into quite the task.
Whoops 0 Dope Announce New Album With Title That References Static-X’s “Mystery” Frontman July 20th, 2022 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus ‘Blood Money Part Zer0?’ Nice.
Whoops 0 Video: Rage Against The Machine’s Zack de la Rocha Injures Leg Onstage, Finishes Set Seated July 12th, 2022 at 8:10am Emperor Rhombus Zack hurts his leg midway through “Bullet In The Head.”
Whoops 0 Video: Vince Neil Reads His Lyrics from a Teleprompter for “Home Sweet Home” and “Looks That Kill” July 6th, 2022 at 12:20pm Emperor Rhombus Woof.
Whoops 0 Ghost Fans Reveal Current Nameless Ghouls’ Identities After Tour Photographer Posts Unmasked Photo May 20th, 2022 at 9:08am Emperor Rhombus Opeth’s Per Eriksson is among them! Wait, everybody knew that already.
Whoops 0 Ozzy Osbourne Nearly Killed Slash and Tom Morello February 25th, 2021 at 10:57am Axl Rosenberg The guitarists were getting ready to jam with Ozzy when it came to their attention that they were sitting on the singer’s about-to-be-detonated pyro.
Whoops 0 The Material on Serj Tankian’s New EP Was NOT Rejected by System of a Down February 4th, 2021 at 1:19pm Axl Rosenberg Axl fucked up.
Whoops 0 Heroic TSA Agents “Accidentally” Damage Thy Art is Murder’s Gear September 28th, 2017 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg $10,000 worth of damage, to be specific.
Whoops 0 Australians Lose Their Shit After Guns N’ Roses Bass Tech Confuses Melbourne with Sydney February 15th, 2017 at 12:01pm Axl Rosenberg OH MY GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED.
Whoops 0 The Girl On The Bridge January 14th, 2017 at 8:13am MetalSucks “It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.”
Whoops 0 Fenriz from Darkthrone Accidentally Got Elected to His Town Council September 8th, 2016 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Campaign centered around cute kitten backfires in a big bad way.
Whoops 0 Comedian Bernie Clifton’s New Album Was Accidentally Printed with a Tracklist for Abhorrent Decimation April 26th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Ostrich-themed performer is “fuming and furious” over the error.
Whoops 0 Mötley Crüe Play Final Show, Tommy Lee Gets Stuck Upside Down January 4th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also: Vince Neil weeps.
Whoops 0 Ticketmaster Says Lemmy Will Play Download 2016, is Probably Incorrect January 4th, 2016 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Unless Lemmy really IS God.