What the...?? 30 THE MOST METAL MAN ON THE PLANET — LITERALLY January 9th, 2008 at 12:33pm Vince Neilstein What is more metal than ingesting so much silver over […]
What the...?? 30 THE WORLD’S FIRST AIR-GUITAR AMPLIFIER January 8th, 2008 at 4:22pm Vince Neilstein In the useless crap “What Will They Come Up With […]
What the...?? 50 IF THOSE AXL ROSE CONVERSE HI-TOPS AREN’T ENOUGH FOR YOUR GN’R FETISH January 3rd, 2008 at 10:58am Vince Neilstein For the GN’R completist on your belated holiday gift list: […]
What the...?? 150 TWELVE YEAR OLD TO JONAS BROTHERS FANS: “MOSH PITTING IS NOT FIGHTING OVER WHO’S THE CUTEST” December 28th, 2007 at 4:23pm Vince Neilstein Logic according to the worldview of a twelve year old, […]
What the...?? 100 PHIL ANSELMO RATES HIS OWN ALBUM IN HIS TOP FIVE OF 2007 December 27th, 2007 at 1:49pm Vince Neilstein In a recent list of musicians’ favorite albums of 2007 […]
What the...?? 130 RATE SOME CORPSE PAINT AT RATEMYCORPSEPAINT.COM December 26th, 2007 at 3:46pm Vince Neilstein It’s hard to believe a website like this actually exists, […]
What the...?? 30 JUSTICE IS SERVED: HINDER FRONTMAN ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING December 26th, 2007 at 11:59am Vince Neilstein This still doesn’t make up for having to endure two […]
What the...?? 1 HOW GN’R SCARED THE LIVING SH*T OUT OF A CONNECTICUT SCHOOL TEACHER December 13th, 2007 at 12:49pm Axl Rosenberg A friend just sent us a link to this hilarious […]
What the...?? 110 IRON MAIDEN JETLINER GETTING READY FOR WORLD VOYAGE November 27th, 2007 at 4:29pm Vince Neilstein As reported here on MetalSucks on September 6, Iron Maiden […]
What the...?? 290 BUY YOUR VERY OWN PAIR OF AXL ROSE CONVERSE SNEAKERS November 26th, 2007 at 4:36pm Vince Neilstein We have no idea what the fuck this Chinese website […]
What the...?? 70 GIBSON RELEASES SELF-TUNING GUITAR November 15th, 2007 at 3:59pm Vince Neilstein So it’s come to this; Gibson has released a self-tuning […]
What the...?? 40 DAVE MUSTAINE PULLS A GENE SIMMONS AND ANNOUNCES PROPRIETARY COFFEE BLEND November 15th, 2007 at 11:02am Vince Neilstein Thank the fucking lord, the moment we’ve all been waiting […]
What the...?? 120 GIRL GETS MAYNARD’S PUSCIFER “V IS FOR VAGINA” TATTOO — ON HER VAGINA! November 8th, 2007 at 2:56pm Vince Neilstein Gotta love the Internet; here’s a video, shot YESTERDAY, of […]
What the...?? 20 WHEN DOWN AND OUT NU-METALLERS FALL UPON HARD TIMES… November 2nd, 2007 at 9:46am Vince Neilstein … they resort to auctioning off their used gear on […]
What the...?? 1 SOUNDSCAN IS RETARDED October 31st, 2007 at 11:08am Axl Rosenberg Thanks to the MetalSucks reader who tipped us off to […]
What the...?? 1070 APPARENTLY PEOPLE STILL CARE ABOUT THOSE “EXPLICIT LYRICS” STICKERS October 31st, 2007 at 10:53am Vince Neilstein According to the Pine Bluff Commercial, Maryland couple Trevin and […]
Black Collar Workers 110 NOW RECORD LABELS DON’T WANT YOU LOOKING AT LYRICS ILLEGALLY October 29th, 2007 at 9:18am Axl Rosenberg Variety published the following report this morning: “MTV Networks is […]
What the...?? 70 BECAUSE WE HAVEN’T POSTED ABOUT CHINESE DEMOCRACY IN A WHILE… October 25th, 2007 at 3:53pm Vince Neilstein … but so many of you still come here searching […]
What the...?? 80 THE NEW KISS TOOTHBRUSH: “BRUSHING NEVER ROCKED THIS HARD” October 15th, 2007 at 2:43pm Vince Neilstein In the ever-growing empire of products to which uber-product whore […]
What the...?? 110 IF THIS WHOLE “METAL” THING DOESN’T WORK OUT, THERE’S ALWAYS A CAREER IN PUMPKIN FARMING October 10th, 2007 at 12:04pm Vince Neilstein Just ask ex-Faith No More guitarist Jim Martin. Our pal […]
