What the...?? 1080 ATTENTION METALCORE BANDS: FREE LASER TATTOO REMOVAL NEXT MONDAY IN BEVERLY HILLS February 21st, 2008 at 10:21am Vince Neilstein According to a press release, Dr. Tattoff is offering one […]
What the...?? 30 LIFE OF AGONY’S KEITH CAPUTO LOOKS LIKE A TROLL February 14th, 2008 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Big ups to MetalSucks commenter Porkspam for pointing out the […]
What the...?? 450 AVRIL LAVIGNE LOOKS LIKE CHILDREN OF BODOM’S ALEXI LAIHO February 12th, 2008 at 4:34pm Vince Neilstein In response to our realization that Trivium’s Matt Heafy looks […]
What the...?? 100 MORE RIDICULOUS DEATH METAL BAND NAMES February 8th, 2008 at 6:08pm Vince Neilstein Our last round of ridiculous names for death metal bands […]
What the...?? 160 TERMINATOR ACTRESS SUMMER GLAU LOOKS JUST LIKE TRIVIUM’S MATT HEAFY February 6th, 2008 at 5:16pm Vince Neilstein The resemblance is uncanny. In fact, there have been times […]
What the...?? 3710 THE “3” LOGO LOOKS LIKE A GIANT PHALLUS January 17th, 2008 at 10:57am Vince Neilstein If you guys don’t know the band “3” (three), you […]
What the...?? 60 IRON MAIDEN AIRWAYS TAKES TO THE SKIES January 14th, 2008 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Well, not quite… but the newly christened custom Iron Maiden […]
What the...?? 30 THE MOST METAL MAN ON THE PLANET — LITERALLY January 9th, 2008 at 12:33pm Vince Neilstein What is more metal than ingesting so much silver over […]
What the...?? 30 THE WORLD’S FIRST AIR-GUITAR AMPLIFIER January 8th, 2008 at 4:22pm Vince Neilstein In the useless crap “What Will They Come Up With […]
What the...?? 50 IF THOSE AXL ROSE CONVERSE HI-TOPS AREN’T ENOUGH FOR YOUR GN’R FETISH January 3rd, 2008 at 10:58am Vince Neilstein For the GN’R completist on your belated holiday gift list: […]
What the...?? 150 TWELVE YEAR OLD TO JONAS BROTHERS FANS: “MOSH PITTING IS NOT FIGHTING OVER WHO’S THE CUTEST” December 28th, 2007 at 4:23pm Vince Neilstein Logic according to the worldview of a twelve year old, […]
What the...?? 100 PHIL ANSELMO RATES HIS OWN ALBUM IN HIS TOP FIVE OF 2007 December 27th, 2007 at 1:49pm Vince Neilstein In a recent list of musicians’ favorite albums of 2007 […]
What the...?? 130 RATE SOME CORPSE PAINT AT RATEMYCORPSEPAINT.COM December 26th, 2007 at 3:46pm Vince Neilstein It’s hard to believe a website like this actually exists, […]
What the...?? 30 JUSTICE IS SERVED: HINDER FRONTMAN ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING December 26th, 2007 at 11:59am Vince Neilstein This still doesn’t make up for having to endure two […]
What the...?? 1 HOW GN’R SCARED THE LIVING SH*T OUT OF A CONNECTICUT SCHOOL TEACHER December 13th, 2007 at 12:49pm Axl Rosenberg A friend just sent us a link to this hilarious […]
What the...?? 110 IRON MAIDEN JETLINER GETTING READY FOR WORLD VOYAGE November 27th, 2007 at 4:29pm Vince Neilstein As reported here on MetalSucks on September 6, Iron Maiden […]
What the...?? 290 BUY YOUR VERY OWN PAIR OF AXL ROSE CONVERSE SNEAKERS November 26th, 2007 at 4:36pm Vince Neilstein We have no idea what the fuck this Chinese website […]
What the...?? 70 GIBSON RELEASES SELF-TUNING GUITAR November 15th, 2007 at 3:59pm Vince Neilstein So it’s come to this; Gibson has released a self-tuning […]
What the...?? 40 DAVE MUSTAINE PULLS A GENE SIMMONS AND ANNOUNCES PROPRIETARY COFFEE BLEND November 15th, 2007 at 11:02am Vince Neilstein Thank the fucking lord, the moment we’ve all been waiting […]
What the...?? 120 GIRL GETS MAYNARD’S PUSCIFER “V IS FOR VAGINA” TATTOO — ON HER VAGINA! November 8th, 2007 at 2:56pm Vince Neilstein Gotta love the Internet; here’s a video, shot YESTERDAY, of […]
