What the...?? 30 THE TOUR TO END ALL TOURS: [ONE VERSION OF] L.A. GUNS TO TOUR WITH [ONE VERSION OF] FASTER PUSSYCAT April 3rd, 2008 at 2:48pm Vince Neilstein Folks, it’s finally happened. We’ve often lampooned the hilarity that […]
What the...?? 1 GORGOROTH CRAVES SNICKERS March 26th, 2008 at 5:02pm Vince Neilstein From the evil genius brains of Metal Inquisition. No other […]
What the...?? 40 ALICE COOPER, HAIR-DYE EXTRAORDINAIRE March 20th, 2008 at 10:53am Vince Neilstein In between stumping for John McCain and playing golf, Alice […]
What the...?? 90 SARAH JESSICA PARKER LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE A CERTAIN IRON MAIDEN MASCOT March 19th, 2008 at 12:20pm Vince Neilstein I have always maintained that Sarah Jessica Parker is not […]
What the...?? 6260 PICTURES OF ADAM D.’S NUTSACK SURFACE ON INTERNET March 18th, 2008 at 12:01pm Vince Neilstein It was really only a matter of time, wasn’t it? […]
What the...?? 140 GENE SIMMONS IS NOW A BALDIE March 11th, 2008 at 1:40pm Vince Neilstein According to SeriouslyOMG.com [via VH1 Best Week Ever blog, via […]
What the...?? 290 NICKELBACK’S CHAD KROGER SUCKED HIS OWN DICK. REALLY. March 10th, 2008 at 3:58pm Vince Neilstein Even though Nickelback’s success has pretty much singlehandedly funded tons […]
What the...?? 4700 BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE LAUNCHING MOST RETARDED CONTEST EVER March 10th, 2008 at 9:44am Vince Neilstein Thanks to MetalSucks reader John K. for sending us this […]
What the...?? 100 MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO’S HAIRCUT CAN PLAY GUITAR FASTER THAN YOU March 4th, 2008 at 2:04pm Vince Neilstein We’re huge fans of Michael Angelo Batio / Nitro here […]
What the...?? 130 COURTNEY LOVE STRIKES BACK AT METALSUCKS March 4th, 2008 at 12:57pm Vince Neilstein Last week we posted Courtney Love’s latest display of English […]
What the...?? 330 COURTNEY LOVE FROWNS UPON BEER February 28th, 2008 at 12:53pm Vince Neilstein From the famous blog of one Courtney Love: i would […]
What the...?? 60 VOTE FOR METALSUCKS ON BLOGGED.COM February 26th, 2008 at 12:20pm MetalSucks So there’s this new site called Blogged.com that ranks blogs […]
What the...?? 140 MYSPACE RUINS LIVES February 25th, 2008 at 10:25am Vince Neilstein On Friday we asked you guys if you still use […]
What the...?? 1080 ATTENTION METALCORE BANDS: FREE LASER TATTOO REMOVAL NEXT MONDAY IN BEVERLY HILLS February 21st, 2008 at 10:21am Vince Neilstein According to a press release, Dr. Tattoff is offering one […]
What the...?? 30 LIFE OF AGONY’S KEITH CAPUTO LOOKS LIKE A TROLL February 14th, 2008 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Big ups to MetalSucks commenter Porkspam for pointing out the […]
What the...?? 450 AVRIL LAVIGNE LOOKS LIKE CHILDREN OF BODOM’S ALEXI LAIHO February 12th, 2008 at 4:34pm Vince Neilstein In response to our realization that Trivium’s Matt Heafy looks […]
What the...?? 100 MORE RIDICULOUS DEATH METAL BAND NAMES February 8th, 2008 at 6:08pm Vince Neilstein Our last round of ridiculous names for death metal bands […]
What the...?? 160 TERMINATOR ACTRESS SUMMER GLAU LOOKS JUST LIKE TRIVIUM’S MATT HEAFY February 6th, 2008 at 5:16pm Vince Neilstein The resemblance is uncanny. In fact, there have been times […]
What the...?? 3710 THE “3” LOGO LOOKS LIKE A GIANT PHALLUS January 17th, 2008 at 10:57am Vince Neilstein If you guys don’t know the band “3” (three), you […]
What the...?? 60 IRON MAIDEN AIRWAYS TAKES TO THE SKIES January 14th, 2008 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Well, not quite… but the newly christened custom Iron Maiden […]
