What the...?? 80 CHRIS DEGARMO LOOKS LIKE JAMIE LEE CURTIS June 25th, 2008 at 2:36pm Vince Neilstein Does a certain long-legged (and possibly male) movie vixen look […]
What the...?? 70 LANCE ARMSTRONG AND KATE HUDSON LIKE IRON MAIDEN TOO June 23rd, 2008 at 3:18pm Vince Neilstein The self-described “Angry Metal News” site HipstersOutOfMetal has posted the […]
What the...?? 240 NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO: EXODUS RE-RECORDING BONDED BY BLOOD June 20th, 2008 at 10:46am Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, I don’t even know what to write. I […]
What the...?? 560 METALSUCKS READER “REVRANT” HANGS HIMSELF AFTER BEING BULLIED ON THE INTERNET June 11th, 2008 at 11:58am Vince Neilstein Not really. But that’s the first thing that popped into […]
What the...?? 220 ARE METALLICA EVEN BIGGER DOUCHE BAGS THAN WE SUSPECTED? June 6th, 2008 at 1:05pm Axl Rosenberg So as you’re no doubt aware, earlier this week Metallica […]
What the...?? 8900 AND FINALLY, DEATH METAL WITH A COW ON VOCALS June 3rd, 2008 at 5:22pm Vince Neilstein OK, this is it folks, I promise. We’ve already unearthed […]
What the...?? 3960 APPARENTLY THERE IS ALSO A GRINDCORE BAND WITH A PARROT ON VOCALS June 2nd, 2008 at 4:20pm Vince Neilstein This morning I proclaimed my astonishment at the new levels […]
What the...?? 3510 GRINDCORE WITH A DOG ON VOCALS. NO, SERIOUSLY. June 2nd, 2008 at 1:36pm Vince Neilstein Just when you thought grindcore vocals had reached their ultimate […]
What the...?? 7810 Does Anyone Know What the Hell Clown from Slipknot Is Talking About? May 30th, 2008 at 3:44pm Axl Rosenberg Look. I’ve made it clear before that I’m a Slipknot […]
What the...?? 5580 HOWIE MANDEL IS DAVID DRAIMAN’S LONG LOST BROTHER May 30th, 2008 at 12:35pm Vince Neilstein I mean, uh… wow. It’s gotta be the Jew connection. […]
What the...?? 270 EVEN TRACII GUNS DOESN’T KNOW WHO’S IN WHICH VERSION OF HIS BAND ANYMORE May 29th, 2008 at 11:11am Axl Rosenberg Paul Black, the “original” singer of L.A. Guns who never […]
What the...?? 170 BEEF JERKY AND PEANUT BUTTER: THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS (AND SKELETONWITCH) May 28th, 2008 at 5:34pm Vince Neilstein Waytooloud recently spoke to Skeletonwitch guitarists Scott Hendrick and Nate […]
What the...?? 50 BUT WHAT WE REALLY WANNA KNOW IS, WILL IT HAVE MORE CHAINSAW SOLOS? May 28th, 2008 at 11:46am Axl Rosenberg The headline “JACKYL Frontman Returns With Second Solo Outing” on […]
What the...?? 110 VH1 HIRES SHARON OSBOURNE TO TEACH CHARM SCHOOL; EXECS AT VH1 ADMIT, “WE DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THE WORD ‘CHARM’ MEANS” May 20th, 2008 at 4:04pm Axl Rosenberg So while Richie Sambora is not doing the new season […]
What the...?? 180 TEASER VIDEO FOR THE NEW SLIPKNOT ALBUM IS CERTAINLY A TEASE, ALRIGHT May 15th, 2008 at 4:07pm Axl Rosenberg So about a week back Slipknot released the following two […]
What the...?? 70 SCOTT WEILAND SERVES 13 MINUTE JAIL SENTENCE FOR DUI May 13th, 2008 at 1:29pm Vince Neilstein TMZ is reporting that STP-frontman Scott Weiland served a whopping […]
What the...?? 50 THE MUSIC VEST – BOTH ELEGANT AND VERSATILE! May 5th, 2008 at 3:54pm Vince Neilstein Be the leader in your crowd — order yours today! […]
What the...?? 100 SEBASTIAN BACH GOES EMO! (NOT AN APRIL FOOL’S JOKE) May 5th, 2008 at 2:24pm Vince Neilstein In a move that is sure to rip bare any […]
What the...?? 80 HEAVY METAL BALLET? TO THE MUSIC OF ARSIS? May 2nd, 2008 at 2:34pm Vince Neilstein A press release came into the MetalSucks Mansion a few […]
What the...?? 420 TED NUGENT CONTINUES BEING A BIGOTED ASSHOLE April 29th, 2008 at 2:02pm Vince Neilstein Ted Nugent once again proved he is a completely deranged, […]
