What the...?? 270 EVEN TRACII GUNS DOESN’T KNOW WHO’S IN WHICH VERSION OF HIS BAND ANYMORE May 29th, 2008 at 11:11am Axl Rosenberg Paul Black, the “original” singer of L.A. Guns who never […]
What the...?? 170 BEEF JERKY AND PEANUT BUTTER: THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS (AND SKELETONWITCH) May 28th, 2008 at 5:34pm Vince Neilstein Waytooloud recently spoke to Skeletonwitch guitarists Scott Hendrick and Nate […]
What the...?? 50 BUT WHAT WE REALLY WANNA KNOW IS, WILL IT HAVE MORE CHAINSAW SOLOS? May 28th, 2008 at 11:46am Axl Rosenberg The headline “JACKYL Frontman Returns With Second Solo Outing” on […]
What the...?? 110 VH1 HIRES SHARON OSBOURNE TO TEACH CHARM SCHOOL; EXECS AT VH1 ADMIT, “WE DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THE WORD ‘CHARM’ MEANS” May 20th, 2008 at 4:04pm Axl Rosenberg So while Richie Sambora is not doing the new season […]
What the...?? 180 TEASER VIDEO FOR THE NEW SLIPKNOT ALBUM IS CERTAINLY A TEASE, ALRIGHT May 15th, 2008 at 4:07pm Axl Rosenberg So about a week back Slipknot released the following two […]
What the...?? 70 SCOTT WEILAND SERVES 13 MINUTE JAIL SENTENCE FOR DUI May 13th, 2008 at 1:29pm Vince Neilstein TMZ is reporting that STP-frontman Scott Weiland served a whopping […]
What the...?? 50 THE MUSIC VEST – BOTH ELEGANT AND VERSATILE! May 5th, 2008 at 3:54pm Vince Neilstein Be the leader in your crowd — order yours today! […]
What the...?? 100 SEBASTIAN BACH GOES EMO! (NOT AN APRIL FOOL’S JOKE) May 5th, 2008 at 2:24pm Vince Neilstein In a move that is sure to rip bare any […]
What the...?? 80 HEAVY METAL BALLET? TO THE MUSIC OF ARSIS? May 2nd, 2008 at 2:34pm Vince Neilstein A press release came into the MetalSucks Mansion a few […]
What the...?? 420 TED NUGENT CONTINUES BEING A BIGOTED ASSHOLE April 29th, 2008 at 2:02pm Vince Neilstein Ted Nugent once again proved he is a completely deranged, […]
What the...?? 180 THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN LOVE ANIMALS, CUDDLING, CUDDLING WITH ANIMALS April 29th, 2008 at 11:58am Vince Neilstein There’s something inherently odd and funny about a bunch of […]
What the...?? 40 ALIEN ANT FARM CONTEMPLATE 20TH CENTURY, MASTERY, 20TH CENTURY MASTERY (OR LACK THEREOF) April 21st, 2008 at 4:46pm Vince Neilstein Apparently forgetting that Alien Ant Farm a) released their major-label […]
What the...?? 50 MUTUAL FUNDS, COMING SOON TO A METALHEAD NEAR YOU April 21st, 2008 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein I really would never have seen this one coming in […]
What the...?? 30 A MODERN UPDATE TO THE AGE OLD FAVORITE BLACK AND WHITE COOKIES April 15th, 2008 at 10:38am Vince Neilstein [via the Deciblog]
What the...?? 40 ‘METAL MOMMIES’ LOOKING TO GET THEIR HEAD, BANG, HEADBANGING ON April 9th, 2008 at 3:05pm Vince Neilstein This is another one of those “jesus christ, the Internet […]
What the...?? 160 ANGELINA JOLIE LOOKS LIKE NUNO BETTENCOURT April 9th, 2008 at 11:31am Vince Neilstein Does Extreme / Satellite Party / Drama Gods axe-slinger Nuno […]
What the...?? 30 THE TOUR TO END ALL TOURS: [ONE VERSION OF] L.A. GUNS TO TOUR WITH [ONE VERSION OF] FASTER PUSSYCAT April 3rd, 2008 at 2:48pm Vince Neilstein Folks, it’s finally happened. We’ve often lampooned the hilarity that […]
What the...?? 1 GORGOROTH CRAVES SNICKERS March 26th, 2008 at 5:02pm Vince Neilstein From the evil genius brains of Metal Inquisition. No other […]
What the...?? 40 ALICE COOPER, HAIR-DYE EXTRAORDINAIRE March 20th, 2008 at 10:53am Vince Neilstein In between stumping for John McCain and playing golf, Alice […]
