What the...?? 5490 WIGGER SLAM! August 13th, 2008 at 3:27pm Vince Neilstein The otherwise respectable reporters over at Metal Inquisition have had […]
What the...?? 390 PIG SQUEALING 101 August 12th, 2008 at 5:04pm Vince Neilstein Ever wondered how to pig squeal like the bestest of […]
What the...?? 50 WATAIN’S “F*CK THE WORLD” TOUR: BEST PRESS RELEASE EVER? July 29th, 2008 at 2:48pm Axl Rosenberg I love Watain – love ’em – and the press […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 310 DORKS LOVE METAL! July 24th, 2008 at 1:23pm Corey Mitchell What is the dorkiest thing you have ever done to […]
Cinemetal 820 OH, NO: METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC TO FEATURE “UNFORGIVEN III” July 23rd, 2008 at 12:47pm Axl Rosenberg Alright alright alright: I don’t wanna hear any more bitching […]
What the...?? 340 THE HEAVY METAL MONK July 18th, 2008 at 4:38pm Vince Neilstein At least four of you sent in news about the […]
What the...?? 80 FOR AT LEAST $437, YOU CAN OWN VINNIE PAUL’S… WASHER/DRYER OVEN July 18th, 2008 at 2:31pm Vince Neilstein But hurry up, because you’ve only got 8 days left […]
What the...?? 560 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC ARTWORK LOOKS JUST LIKE A VAGINA July 17th, 2008 at 2:51pm Vince Neilstein I mean, come on. There is no WAY this thing […]
Metal Jewery 0 THE FAKE DIAMOND DAVE: A JEW OR NOT A JEW? July 15th, 2008 at 12:15pm Vince Neilstein That’s the only question remaining. Because everyone else, including a […]
What the...?? 120 WHO THE HELL WOULD SPEND MONEY ON THIS PIECE OF SH*T? July 10th, 2008 at 12:18pm Vince Neilstein MetalSucks reader Travis B. sent us a link about perhaps […]
Cinemetal 610 THE GYM CLASS HEROES COVERING LAMB OF GOD AT WARPED TOUR July 9th, 2008 at 3:52pm Vince Neilstein Fall Out Boy covering Pantera, part deux: at a Warped […]
What the...?? 110 METAL REAL ESTATE; THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR HEROES’ HOMES IS SHOCKING July 8th, 2008 at 10:50am Vince Neilstein The intrepid reporters over at Metal Inquisition have done some […]
What the...?? 50 [ROCK STAR] MEN WHO LOOK LIKE OLD LESBIANS July 2nd, 2008 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein From Cracked.com, via MetalGF: #24: Jon Bon Jovi and Richie […]
What the...?? 80 CHRIS DEGARMO LOOKS LIKE JAMIE LEE CURTIS June 25th, 2008 at 2:36pm Vince Neilstein Does a certain long-legged (and possibly male) movie vixen look […]
What the...?? 70 LANCE ARMSTRONG AND KATE HUDSON LIKE IRON MAIDEN TOO June 23rd, 2008 at 3:18pm Vince Neilstein The self-described “Angry Metal News” site HipstersOutOfMetal has posted the […]
What the...?? 240 NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO: EXODUS RE-RECORDING BONDED BY BLOOD June 20th, 2008 at 10:46am Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, I don’t even know what to write. I […]
What the...?? 560 METALSUCKS READER “REVRANT” HANGS HIMSELF AFTER BEING BULLIED ON THE INTERNET June 11th, 2008 at 11:58am Vince Neilstein Not really. But that’s the first thing that popped into […]
What the...?? 220 ARE METALLICA EVEN BIGGER DOUCHE BAGS THAN WE SUSPECTED? June 6th, 2008 at 1:05pm Axl Rosenberg So as you’re no doubt aware, earlier this week Metallica […]
What the...?? 8900 AND FINALLY, DEATH METAL WITH A COW ON VOCALS June 3rd, 2008 at 5:22pm Vince Neilstein OK, this is it folks, I promise. We’ve already unearthed […]
What the...?? 3960 APPARENTLY THERE IS ALSO A GRINDCORE BAND WITH A PARROT ON VOCALS June 2nd, 2008 at 4:20pm Vince Neilstein This morning I proclaimed my astonishment at the new levels […]
