What the...?? 340 THE BEST METAL BIO EVER TO BE RAPPED October 2nd, 2008 at 3:13pm Axl Rosenberg Ill Bill, a metal-rapper only slightly less ridiculous than Necro, […]
What the...?? 180 THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT? October 2nd, 2008 at 10:54am Vince Neilstein Right? -VN [Thanks: “F Ddd”]
What the...?? 30 HOT BUTTERED ANAL September 22nd, 2008 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein While Rhode Island’s Hot Buttered Anal may win in the […]
What the...?? 80 SO WHAT THE F’N *F* IS A WARR GUITAR ANYWAY?!? September 22nd, 2008 at 12:35pm Kip Wingerschmidt The best way to describe it is as a touch-style […]
Cinemetal 120 SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED TO: BEHOLD…THE ARCTOPUS — “YOU ARE NUMBER SIX” (LIVE VIDEO) September 20th, 2008 at 6:50pm Kip Wingerschmidt Love or hate this mega-technical, prog-to-the-nth-degree power trio, you gotsa […]
What the...?? 30 METAL SNUFF FILM (AKA – GREATEST METAL AD EVER) September 17th, 2008 at 2:18pm Corey Mitchell No, it’s not a snuff film, but it is the […]
What the...?? 70 FROG-CORE September 15th, 2008 at 11:38am Vince Neilstein This YouTubian calls himself “JesusFarted.” It’s strangely appropriate.
What the...?? 190 IT’S 2008. ONLY YNGWIE MALMSTEEN CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS SH*T. September 9th, 2008 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg Here’s the cover art for Yngwie’s new album, Rising Force. […]
What the...?? 140 OhMiBod: THE iPOD POWERED VIBRATOR (YES, REALLY.) September 4th, 2008 at 2:08pm Vince Neilstein It was only a matter of time. “Love Your Music, […]
What the...?? 140 BIGGEST WALL OF DEATH… EVER! September 3rd, 2008 at 3:02pm Vince Neilstein UK metal band and recent Century Media signees Architects might […]
What the...?? 200 SARAH PALIN LOOKS JUST LIKE SHARON OSBOURNE September 3rd, 2008 at 10:31am Vince Neilstein Did that morning MS-Mansion bong rip go straight to our […]
What the...?? 150 FINALLY A WEBSITE THAT’S MORE MEAN-SPIRITED THAN METALSUCKS August 29th, 2008 at 1:33pm Vince Neilstein From FuckThatBand.com: Great, just great. This is just what we […]
What the...?? 120 WOW, I GUESS VADER ARE HUGE IN POLAND August 21st, 2008 at 12:18pm Axl Rosenberg Vader are getting their own energy drink in their native […]
What the...?? 100 POSSIBLY THE BEST PRESS RELEASE WE’VE EVER RECEIVED August 21st, 2008 at 11:39am Axl Rosenberg We’d like to thank the publicist who sent us this. […]
What the...?? 560 THE MOST BRUTAL PRESS PHOTOS EVVVVAAARRRR! August 20th, 2008 at 2:05pm Vince Neilstein Usually when we get a press release touting br00tality by-way-of […]
What the...?? 590 METAL DOUCHES August 20th, 2008 at 10:52am Axl Rosenberg I know what you’re thinking: “When did MetalSucks become a […]
What the...?? 30 DEE SNIDER ANNOUNCES TWISTED SISTER MUSICAL ON BROADWAY, SEBASTIAN BACH GETS HIS HEADSHOT READY August 19th, 2008 at 2:01pm Axl Rosenberg I know this may be old news by now, but […]
What the...?? 160 THE SKULLET LIVES! August 18th, 2008 at 11:37am Vince Neilstein Devin Townsend may have ditched his skullet for the simple […]
What the...?? 330 WES BORLAND JOINS MARILYN MANSON; HILARITY ENSUES August 15th, 2008 at 11:09am Axl Rosenberg Marilyn Manson was always one of the most staunch anti-Limp […]
What the...?? 5870 JONATHAN DAVIS: STILL A MORON August 14th, 2008 at 10:33am Vince Neilstein Apparently Korn frontman Jonathan Davis thinks today is opposite day. […]
