What the...?? 120 INSANE CLOWN POSSE: THE WORST BAND EVER? February 20th, 2009 at 2:14pm Vince Neilstein At least that’s what comedian Joe DeRosa seems to think […]
What the...?? 210 AXL ROSE BLAMES HIS RECORD LABEL FOR CHINESE DEMOCRACY‘S POOR SALES February 6th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Today is Axl Rose’s 46th birthday (!), and he decided […]
What the...?? 400 BECOMING THE ARCHETYPE HAVE A PRAYER TEAM? February 2nd, 2009 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg Becoming the Archetype’s latest album, Dichotomy, is pretty rockin’. It’s […]
What the...?? 70 THE ECONOMY IS IN RUINS! ONLY DUFF MCKAGAN CAN SAVE US NOW… January 30th, 2009 at 1:06pm Axl Rosenberg In case ya didn’t know: in the years following his […]
What the...?? 190 HOW SLAYER ALMOST ENDED UP NOT BEING IN GUITAR HERO: METALLICA January 29th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg When the track list for the upcoming Guitar Hero: Metallica […]
What the...?? 250 AT LEAST BLEEDING THROUGH’S MARTA IS GOOD AT SOMETHING January 28th, 2009 at 12:41pm Vince Neilstein ‘Cause lord knows, her band sure blows donkey balls. Check […]
What the...?? 80 FORMER LAMB OF GOD PRODUCER MACHINE APPEARED ON THE REAL WORLD: BROOKLYN THIS WEEK — WAIT, WHA?!? January 23rd, 2009 at 2:34pm Kip Wingerschmidt Okay, fine — it was bound to come out sooner […]
What the...?? 380 A VERY, VERY INTENSE VIDEO January 16th, 2009 at 2:31pm Vince Neilstein [Thanks: Anton OyVey]
What the...?? 280 COURTNEY LOVE HATES THE JEWS January 16th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg At this point I don’t think it’s news that Courtney […]
What the...?? 170 PENIS-SHAPED GUITAR BRINGS NEW MEANING TO THE TERM “FRETBOARD MASTURBATION” January 14th, 2009 at 1:45pm Vince Neilstein Presenting “The Wangcaster.” Yngwie, anyone? [Geekologie, via MS Maniac Jesse] […]
The Webernets 120 KENTUCKY METALHEAD OFFERING FREE CUNNILINGUS January 12th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein FREE ORAL SEX ALL ATTRACTIVE LOUISVILLE AREA WOMEN PLEASE APPLY […]
What the...?? 210 WHAT ARE MASTODON COUNTING DOWN TO? January 5th, 2009 at 5:33pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Wayne Graham just tipped us off to the […]
What the...?? 180 BLACK METAL KITTENS? December 19th, 2008 at 12:49pm Vince Neilstein AP reports [via Relapse Records media-maven Betsey C.] that a […]
What the...?? 160 JUDITH PRIEST December 12th, 2008 at 1:54pm Vince Neilstein Female-fronted Judas priest cover band? Sure, why the hell not. […]
What the...?? 70 AXL ROSE FINALLY PROMOTES CHINESE DEMOCRACY… SORT OF December 12th, 2008 at 11:15am Axl Rosenberg After weeks of wondering why the fuck Axl Rose was […]
What the...?? 300 BLACK METAL FASHION SHOW December 8th, 2008 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein The co-option of metal culture into the common lexicon never […]
What the...?? 430 DID COLDPLAY RIP-OFF JOE SATRIANI? December 5th, 2008 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Joe Satriani is apparently suing yuppie popsters Coldplay because he […]
What the...?? 200 METALHEADS ARE SUPREMELY F*CKED UP, DUDE December 4th, 2008 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Exhibit A: During the two-day black metal festival “Nidarosian Black […]
What the...?? 220 IS AXL ROSE ACTUALLY MISSING? December 3rd, 2008 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg As you are no doubt aware by now, Chinese Democracy […]
Cinemetal 250 I LIKE MY CHICKEN BLACK December 1st, 2008 at 11:45am Axl Rosenberg I can’t decide if this is hilarious or terrible. Probably […]
