What the...?? 330 THE FIRST IMPROVEMENT TO TOILET PAPER SINCE THE 1880’S June 12th, 2009 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg This has absolutely nothing to do with metal, but everything […]
What the...?? 130 GENE SIMMONS: BA$$I$T, KIDNEY STONE SALESMAN June 9th, 2009 at 12:45pm Vince Neilstein MSNBC.com [via Idolator] is reporting that KI$$ frontman Gene Simmons […]
What the...?? 300 WANNA GO TO THE METAL SHOW BUT CAN’T FIND A SITTER? June 3rd, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our brothers from other mothers at Metal Injection, via a […]
What the...?? 110 THE NY TIMES IS TOO GOOD FOR ANYONE NAMED “DUFF” June 2nd, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I was a little taken aback when I was this […]
What the...?? 100 I’M GONNA GET A HOODIE WITH A PICTURE OF A HOODIE ON IT June 1st, 2009 at 2:35pm Vince Neilstein The hoodie to end all hoodies? The Deciblog says so. […]
What the...?? 250 EX-HATEBREED GUITARIST IN MUSIC VIDEO DIRECTED BY AND STARRING… SHIA LABEOUF?!?! May 28th, 2009 at 11:05am Axl Rosenberg A giant, that’s-gonna-leave-a-mark smack on the ass to our pal […]
What the...?? 330 CANNIBAL CORPSE GUITARIST, GOLF INSTRUCTOR. LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. May 27th, 2009 at 1:38pm Vince Neilstein Thanks to MS Maniac Matt Fields for letting us know […]
What the...?? 190 I AM ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE PIZZAS ON THE MENU May 27th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The always wise and all-knowing Anton OyVey recently tipped us […]
What the...?? 160 METALLICA GONNA SUE SOMEBODY May 18th, 2009 at 10:19am Axl Rosenberg Reader Eddie Linquist sent us this photo, which he took […]
What the...?? 130 VIVALDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 15th, 2009 at 11:04am Axl Rosenberg Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it as SSSSLLLLLAAAAAYYYYYERRRRRR!!!!!, […]
What the...?? 1440 THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA: WAY TOO POPULAR May 7th, 2009 at 1:05pm Vince Neilstein There is something wrong with a world in which a […]
What the...?? 280 NIGHTWISH’S ANETTE OLZON LOVES A GOOD MUUMUU May 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alright. So on Monday night at Paganfest (where Moonsorrow absolutely […]
What the...?? 140 DETHSOKS April 30th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg No, you’re not seeing things – those are Murderface socks. […]
What the...?? 110 MARY-KATE LOOKS JUST LIKE OZZY OSBOURNE April 28th, 2009 at 3:45pm Vince Neilstein OK, so admittedly some of our “X looks just like […]
What the...?? 240 MORE FUN WITH CORPSE PAINT April 22nd, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Following on the heels of the hilarity of Rate My […]
What the...?? 200 RI¢HIE RI¢H SPENDS A DAY WITH JOSH FREESE April 16th, 2009 at 11:15am Axl Rosenberg To quickly recap: back in February we heard about this […]
What the...?? 450 HEAVIER THAN METAL: DALLAS COWBOYS LINEMEN START A BAND April 15th, 2009 at 10:59am Vince Neilstein All you really need to know about Dallas-based “metal” band […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 110 THE RAPID DEMISE OF TEST ICICLES April 3rd, 2009 at 12:38pm Kip Wingerschmidt Much like my aforementioned broken shoulder, the story of the […]
Haterade 230 WHAT’S MORE SHOCKING AND APPALLING: THE NEW CHRIS CORNELL ALBUM IN ITSELF OR THE FACT THAT HE’S SOLD OUT TWO NIGHTS AT ONE OF NEW YORK CITY’S BIGGEST VENUES? April 2nd, 2009 at 1:49pm Kip Wingerschmidt I noticed yesterday in the Village Voice that the former […]
What the...?? 130 QUEENSRYCHE’S GEOFF TATE LOOKS JUST LIKE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN April 1st, 2009 at 2:49pm Vince Neilstein Been a while since we’ve done one of these. But […]
