What the...?? 240 THE ONLY DIO SONG THAT MY MOM WOULD LIKE September 15th, 2009 at 12:15pm Axl Rosenberg The dudes at Metal Insider (via tipster/friend of MetalSucks Stabitha […]
What the...?? 170 SO, UH, DID RANDY BLYTHE LIKE PATRICK SWAYZE OR HATE HIM? September 15th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg In case you didn’t hear, Patrick Swayze is dead. And […]
What the...?? 180 CRAZY TOWN BUTCHERING REFUSED’S “NEW NOISE” September 14th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein “New Noise” seems to be a popular song to cover; […]
What the...?? 180 I WANNA SEND MY GRAND MA TO DO INTERVIEWS, TOO September 9th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Whomever thought this up is a fucking genius. -AR [via […]
What the...?? 190 ENSIFERUM MAKE THE LAZIEST VIDEO EVER September 8th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I like Ensiferum. Seriously, I do. But what the fuck […]
What the...?? 120 I OFTEN SOLO WHILE TAKING A DUMP September 3rd, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I saw this on Reign in Blonde. I have no […]
What the...?? 280 NOW KURT COBAIN IS REALLY ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE September 2nd, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Even if Kurt Cobain didn’t mind being used as an […]
What the...?? 310 SEBASTIAN BACH LOOKS JUST LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT September 2nd, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein In a post about country singer Carrie Underwood’s cover of […]
What the...?? 590 NOTHING HOMOEROTIC ABOUT THIS August 31st, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg MS Maniac Leo Kannaly sent us an e-mail over the […]
What the...?? 400 FOR $40 YOU CAN WEAR EMMURE BOXING GLOVES IN THE PIT August 27th, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein For realz??? Yes, apparently. Part of me knows how retarded […]
What the...?? 100 I GUESS WE’RE NO LONGER “THE PEREZ HILTON OF METAL”… August 25th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg …since apparently Perez Hilton is the Perez Hilton of metal. […]
What the...?? 140 SAMMY? SAMMY, IS THAT YOU? August 20th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I just saw this dude out on the street: It […]
What the...?? 270 MIKE PATTON: STILL F*CKNUTS August 19th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Did anyone else have the Faith No More Video Croissant […]
Friggin' Danzig 300 GLENN DANZIG DID WHAT?!?! August 19th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Last night a reader known simply as “Tim” e-mailed us […]
What the...?? 530 PEOPLE ARE STILL OFFENDED BY ALICE COOPER? SERIOUSLY? August 17th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case you didn’t know, Alice Cooper is a lame […]
What the...?? 200 ELTON JOHN IS ON THE NEW ALICE IN CHAINS ALBUM?!? August 11th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg According to Blabbermouth, Elton John plays on the title track […]
What the...?? 630 HIGH SCHOOL BANDS COVERING AVENGED SEVENFOLD = MAXIMUM LOLz August 6th, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Suck. Embarrasing. Awful. Ear-raping. This is just… wow. Yes, it’s […]
What the...?? 170 SOUNDS ABOUT AS GOOD AS HETFIELD DOES LIVE August 5th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Nah, that’s not fair. Hetfield doesn’t sound this good live. […]
What the...?? 180 NOTE TO SELF: NEVER VISIT TURKEY July 31st, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Metal Insider has the inside (see what I did there?) […]
What the...?? 100 “AT LEAST THEY CAN F*CK” July 31st, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Bram Teitelman at Metal Insider reports that fans at Germany’s […]