What the...?? 160 HULK HOGAN WANTED TO BE IN METALLICA. HEY, WHO DIDN’T? November 2nd, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hulk Hogan was never my favorite pro-wrestler when I was […]
What the...?? 220 THE BEST ALBUM COVER AND BAND NAME I’VE SEEN TODAY October 30th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Deepthroat Tracheotomy. Their full demo is available for free download […]
What the...?? 180 VELVET REVOLVER GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO BLOW THEIR SINGER SEARCH October 30th, 2009 at 12:07pm Axl Rosenberg Scott Weiland’s been out of Velvet Revolver for quite some […]
What the...?? 330 TAKE A SH*T ON A MICROPHONE WITH MIKE PATTON October 20th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Ever hear the phrase “<so and so person> could take […]
What the...?? 310 COLTRANE… GUTHRIE… DYLAN… NICKI ROSE. October 19th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein MetalSucks reader J.A.M. dared us to make it through this […]
What the...?? 100 RUN TO THE HILLS… OF MEXICO? October 9th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein I don’t think you could call this mariachi… I’m not […]
What the...?? 530 HOW TO DRESS SEXY SCENE & BE HOT! October 8th, 2009 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg Wow. Has it really come to this? Instructional videos to […]
What the...?? 360 WORLD OF WARCRAFT CORPSEGRINDER October 7th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein This is kind of like that video of Ronnie James […]
What the...?? 200 AXL ROSE, PLAGIARIZER? October 6th, 2009 at 12:22pm Axl Rosenberg Aaaaannnnddd my heart is broken. Blabbermouth reports that Independiente and […]
What the...?? 470 ALICE IN CHAINS’ “YOUR DECISION” VS. NIRVANA’S “POLLY” October 5th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Reader CB Mather e-mailed me over the weekend to assert […]
What the...?? 90 A COMPLETELY JUVENILE BUT HILARIOUS “COVER” September 30th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Sent in by MS Maniac Marco Parra Castelán, this Black […]
What the...?? 590 MORE FUN WITH WEBERNETARDS September 29th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Wow. Just… wow. Idiots of the world: please keep posting […]
What the...?? 250 WALMART GOES METAL FOR HALLOWEEN September 28th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein MS Maniac Brutal Jay tipped us off to the existence […]
What the...?? 350 THIS IS A JOKE. I THINK THIS IS A JOKE. THIS HAD BETTER BE A JOKE. September 24th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg This is either a parody, or this band has now […]
What the...?? 190 SPEAKING OF GOJIRA… September 23rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg …our friend Elijah Torn just sent this to us. All […]
What the...?? 1620 BLOODS, CRIPS… JUGGALOS? September 22nd, 2009 at 4:10pm Axl Rosenberg We all know that 99.9% of all Juggalos are idiots […]
What the...?? 760 ATTACK ATTACK! HOPE THEIR BOYFRIEND DON’T MIND IT September 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg First of all, major credit goes to reader Daniel Stalder […]
What the...?? 240 THE ONLY DIO SONG THAT MY MOM WOULD LIKE September 15th, 2009 at 12:15pm Axl Rosenberg The dudes at Metal Insider (via tipster/friend of MetalSucks Stabitha […]
What the...?? 170 SO, UH, DID RANDY BLYTHE LIKE PATRICK SWAYZE OR HATE HIM? September 15th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg In case you didn’t hear, Patrick Swayze is dead. And […]
What the...?? 180 CRAZY TOWN BUTCHERING REFUSED’S “NEW NOISE” September 14th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein “New Noise” seems to be a popular song to cover; […]
