What the...?? 120 MARTY FRIEDMAN = KENNY G? March 1st, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Thanks to longtime MS supporter and Mister Booze proprietor Hibernum […]
What the...?? 180 A PRODUCT SO USELESS YOU’D SWEAR GENE SIMMONS WAS BEHIND IT February 25th, 2010 at 4:15pm Vince Neilstein Gene Simmons is the lowest of the low when it […]
What the...?? 340 THE BEST SEVEN-AND-A-HALF MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE February 19th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg No, we’re not giving away a chance to sleep with […]
What the...?? 220 ABBATH FROM IMMORTAL TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE ZARTAN FROM G.I. JOE February 16th, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg -AR [Sent in by Nathan Werp via TotallyLooksLike.com]
Tour de Force 730 WHO THE F*CK IS PROGRAMMING THIS FESTIVAL? February 12th, 2010 at 2:35pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s the poster for this summer’s Sweden Rock Festival. You […]
What the...?? 700 A JUGGALO’S GUIDE TO PARENTING February 11th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case there was any doubt that Juggalos make bad […]
What the...?? 580 THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER’S TREVOR STRNAD TAKES A PAGE FROM THE SEBASTIAN BACH PLAYBOOK February 9th, 2010 at 3:26pm Axl Rosenberg Why would Trevor Strnad punch this kid in the face? […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 1180 EMMURE BREAK OUT THEIR TINFOIL HATS February 4th, 2010 at 3:18pm Gary Suarez Emmure are currently rocking the fuck headlining the Mosh Lives […]
What the...?? 80 WITH A NAME LIKE “METALYMPICS” THIS EVENT SHOULD BE WAY COOLER February 4th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein When a headline about The Metalympics on SMNnews.com flashed across […]
What the...?? 910 ROB HALFORD AND SCOTT TRAVIS MANAGE TO GET THROUGH AN ENTIRE CONVERSATION WITH JERSEY SHORE‘S SNOOKI WITHOUT PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE February 3rd, 2010 at 4:42pm Axl Rosenberg In case you’re the one person in the world who […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 70 THE STRING QUARTET TRIBUTE TO… BLACK FLAG? January 29th, 2010 at 5:00pm Gary Suarez Last year, former Billy Corgan Zwan-mate David Pajo released an […]
What the...?? 180 YOU CAN DO IT. STEVEN TYLER CAN HELP. January 26th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg In case there’s any doubt that he’s a frickin’ loon, […]
What the...?? 70 STEVEN TYLER THINKS THAT REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS January 22nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg This shittiest papparazi photo ever was taken this past Tuesday […]
What the...?? 710 DAVE MUSTAINE AND KERRY KING HANG OUT AT T.G.I.FRIDAY’S. WAIT, WHAT?!? January 19th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dave Mustaine posts so many “updates” about what Megadeth is […]
What the...?? 170 WILLIE ADLER LOOKS JUST LIKE AL SNOW January 15th, 2010 at 11:15am Vince Neilstein True story: a prominent figure in the metal industry told […]
What the...?? 400 GOATSE TRANQUILLITY January 11th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Over at his new site The Number of the Blog, […]
What the...?? 320 AXL ROSE SOUNDS SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN DJ ASHBA January 5th, 2010 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg As one of the only people in the English-speaking world […]
What the...?? 180 I THINK THE ANIMATOR DREW THE WRONG MEMBER OF MEGADETH January 4th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, so for some of you young ‘uns who will […]
What the...?? 790 ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS THE BIGGEST VIDEO GAME COLLECTION IN NEW YORK December 25th, 2009 at 12:32pm Kip Wingerschmidt I have gotten way too into video games in the […]
What the...?? 260 HANZEL UND GRETYL: AMERICAN RAMMSTEIN December 16th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein The concept of another Rammstein strikes me as kinda silly, […]
