What the...?? 580 I DON’T KNOW HOW I NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE July 2nd, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Listen to the intro for Iron Maiden’s “Wasted Years”… …and […]
What the...?? 680 TAKE THIS JUGGALO SEX ADVICE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR NEDEN HOLE June 25th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg OHMYGODJUGGALOSPLEASESTOPMAKINGITSOHARDNOTTOLAUGH!!!!!!!!!! I guess I should just accept that I’m never […]
What the...?? 250 RYAN ADAMS: NOT CONTENT TO JUST F*CK UP A DIO COVER June 9th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Musically speaking, I can think of way worse people than […]
What the...?? 350 WHAT DINO CAZARES EATS FOR DESSERT June 7th, 2010 at 3:15pm Vince Neilstein Presenting… the baby cake. -VN [CakeWrecks, via MS reader Marcel […]
What the...?? 940 DID OPETH RIP-OFF IMMORTAL? June 2nd, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Reader Rich H. (no, not that Rich H.) sent us […]
What the...?? 1020 TEEN WEREWOLVES: THE NEW JUGGALOS? May 26th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Saw this on Metal Injection, via SMN. Pretty self-explanatory, methinks. […]
What the...?? 1100 THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN WANT YOU TO STOP CLUBBING BABY SEALS May 24th, 2010 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein Gojira frontman Joe Duplantier is no longer the only prominent […]
What the...?? 720 ARE METALLICA “THIEVING BASTARDS?” May 6th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tommy Stinsonbaum – who is one of the original MetalSucks […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 280 SERIOUSLY, BRET MICHAELS? May 6th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg When Bret Michaels was rushed to the hospital after suffering […]
What the...?? 350 DAMNOCRACY’S EVAN SEINFELD GETS INTO VENTRILOQUISM May 4th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick split up less than a […]
What the...?? 710 “BUT DON’T LET ITS SIZE FOOL YOU, AS THERE’S NOTHING AWKWARD OR CLUMSY ABOUT THIS AWESOME SWORD!” April 30th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg On the one hand, this commercial for a company that […]
What the...?? 440 ROLLING STONE NAMES TOMMY IOMMI THE 86TH GREATEST GUITARIST OF ALL TIME April 26th, 2010 at 1:15pm Axl Rosenberg Unfortunately, Tony Iommi didn’t make the list. Click to enlarge […]
What the...?? 160 ENTER SOCKMAN April 22nd, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Is it possible that Lars Ulrich is such a douche […]
Metalcal Marijuana 180 WOE IS ME — HAPPY 420 FROM THE MOTHERLAND April 21st, 2010 at 4:20am Kip Wingerschmidt Holy stony synchronicity!!!!!!!! Have you guys heard about this crazy […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 550 NIRVANA BIOPIC RUMORED TO FEATURE 9/11 EXPLOITING VAMPIRE IN LEAD April 9th, 2010 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez When I awoke this morning, my Twitter friends list featured […]
What the...?? 440 DID HORSE THE BAND MAKE A WICKED DECISION? April 9th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Well, here’s a story that caught me pretty off-guard. From […]
What the...?? 370 MORE CYMBALS = MORE AWESOME March 31st, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein ‘Cause he’s Wailin! ‘Cause his whole philosophy revolves around showmanship. […]
What the...?? 390 SLIGHTLY CLASSIER THAN PROPOSING AT A BASEBALL GAME March 31st, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m barely mature enough to even be able to imagine […]
What the...?? 120 I MISS ANATA March 29th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg We haven’t written about Anata all that much because, well, […]
What the...?? 260 THREE AND A HALF MINUTES OF POINTLESS SHRED March 24th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein What’s interesting here is not the wanky masturbation of Rico […]
