What the...?? 710 “BUT DON’T LET ITS SIZE FOOL YOU, AS THERE’S NOTHING AWKWARD OR CLUMSY ABOUT THIS AWESOME SWORD!” April 30th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg On the one hand, this commercial for a company that […]
What the...?? 440 ROLLING STONE NAMES TOMMY IOMMI THE 86TH GREATEST GUITARIST OF ALL TIME April 26th, 2010 at 1:15pm Axl Rosenberg Unfortunately, Tony Iommi didn’t make the list. Click to enlarge […]
What the...?? 160 ENTER SOCKMAN April 22nd, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Is it possible that Lars Ulrich is such a douche […]
Metalcal Marijuana 180 WOE IS ME — HAPPY 420 FROM THE MOTHERLAND April 21st, 2010 at 4:20am Kip Wingerschmidt Holy stony synchronicity!!!!!!!! Have you guys heard about this crazy […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 550 NIRVANA BIOPIC RUMORED TO FEATURE 9/11 EXPLOITING VAMPIRE IN LEAD April 9th, 2010 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez When I awoke this morning, my Twitter friends list featured […]
What the...?? 440 DID HORSE THE BAND MAKE A WICKED DECISION? April 9th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Well, here’s a story that caught me pretty off-guard. From […]
What the...?? 370 MORE CYMBALS = MORE AWESOME March 31st, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein ‘Cause he’s Wailin! ‘Cause his whole philosophy revolves around showmanship. […]
What the...?? 390 SLIGHTLY CLASSIER THAN PROPOSING AT A BASEBALL GAME March 31st, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m barely mature enough to even be able to imagine […]
What the...?? 120 I MISS ANATA March 29th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg We haven’t written about Anata all that much because, well, […]
What the...?? 260 THREE AND A HALF MINUTES OF POINTLESS SHRED March 24th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein What’s interesting here is not the wanky masturbation of Rico […]
Not Quite Metal? 160 WHAT OTHER METAL ALBUMS HAS RYAN ADAMS RELEASED? March 18th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg That Ryan Adams likes metal isn’t news. As you can […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 370 DOES DAVE GROHL REALLY HAVE A “HEAVIEST ALBUM YET” LEFT IN HIM? March 18th, 2010 at 10:30am Gary Suarez As this blog’s unofficial grunge rock correspondent, I have Internet […]
What the...?? 220 DID BLACK SABBATH RIP-OFF THE SCORPIONS? March 17th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Reader Cody Barrick sent in the side-by-side comparison from totallylookslike.com, […]
What the...?? 190 METALLICA: RIOT THE LIGHTNING March 12th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Metallica played a […]
What the...?? 160 JAPANESE JEW SHILLS FOR FANTA March 11th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I’ve known for some time that Marty Friedman’s career primarily […]
What the...?? 1450 BEHEMOTH’S NERGAL FACES UP TO TWO YEARS IN PRISON FOR DESTRUCTION OF A BIBLE March 9th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Somebody call Antonin Skullia. Nergal has been formally charged with […]
What the...?? 270 A FAN I THINK WE CAN ALL ACTUALLY AGREE DESERVED TO BE PUNCHED March 8th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg What the hell, dude? First Marduk front dude Mortuus hit […]
What the...?? 240 TORTURE KILLER: REMEMBER WHEN CHRIS BARNES JOINED A SIX FEET UNDER COVER BAND? March 5th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg So it’s like this: over the weekend I re-discovered Pandora. […]
What the...?? 60 THIS CAN’T POSSIBLY BE REAL BUT IT’S STILL REALLY F*CKING FUNNY March 3rd, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Thanks: kenchan13
What the...?? 560 F*CK YOU, MATTHEW FOX March 2nd, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg Okay, so in all fairness, this isn’t really the L […]
