What the...?? 200 POLISH POLITICIANS REALLY KNOW HOW TO RUN A CAMPAIGN September 29th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know less than nothing about Polish politics, so I […]
What the...?? 90 ARCHIE: THE LATEST THING TO BE RUINED BY KISS September 22nd, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg So there goes that part of my childhood. At least […]
Tour de Force 710 ARSIS TO TOUR WITHOUT JIM MALONE. WAIT, WHAT? September 20th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Firewind’s headlining tour of North America with Arsis, White Wizzard, […]
What the...?? 690 “YOU ARE A SCUM SLUT!” September 19th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sergeant D. wrote about this Australian deathcore band Endworld on […]
What the...?? 970 JACK WHITE LICKS THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE’S ASS September 1st, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Well, I feel vindicated. See, I’ve been telling friends that […]
What the...?? 320 JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT PERFORMS NIRVANA’S “LITHIUM” August 31st, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg And the Hollywood/sorta metal news keeps on keepin’ on… Joseph […]
What the...?? 620 HOWARD JONES HAS SOLO ALBUMS? August 11th, 2011 at 11:30am MetalSucks What the fuck? Look at this press release Axl just […]
What the...?? 320 THIS IS WHAT MARTY FRIEDMAN IS DOING NOW August 10th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Would you like have any and all future listenings of […]
What the...?? 470 DREAM THEATER USED CLIP ART FOR THEIR NEW ALBUM COVER August 8th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein I’m not one to place much significance on album artwork […]
What the...?? 120 METAL MUSICIAN RORSCHACH TESTS August 1st, 2011 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein I haven’t a clue how the folks (folk?) at Blot […]
What the...?? 240 HEY, UNSIGNED BANDS: NO LUCK TOURING THE U.S.? TRY CHINA. July 22nd, 2011 at 1:40pm Vince Neilstein “Think extended touring in China is impossible? Think again.” So […]
What the...?? 100 COULD A MARKETING SURVEY DETERMINE THE FATE OF JUDAS PRIEST’S NEW GUITARIST? July 20th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A reader calling himself “J.A.M.” forwarded us an e-mail he […]
What the...?? 370 BASS PLAYERS CONTINUE TO SUCK: NICK OLIVERI ARRESTED AFTER STANDOFF WITH A S.W.A.T. TEAM July 13th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg In case Coheen and Cambria bassist Michael Todd’s arrest on Sunday […]
Not Quite Metal? 330 EAT THIS RECORD July 1st, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This doesn’t really have anything to do with metal, but […]
What the...?? 170 …AND JOHNNY DEPP PERFORMED WITH ALICE COOPER June 27th, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg All rock stars wanna be actors and all actors wanna […]
What the...?? 170 BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS DIPLOMACY LIKE BURNING DOWN A CHURCH June 21st, 2011 at 2:20pm Axl Rosenberg Norwegian black metal is a genre whose history is fraught […]
Music Dorkery 110 ONE-HANDED EDDIE VAN HALEN June 17th, 2011 at 12:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Anyone who plays an instrument has moments of thanking Jeebus […]
What the...?? 180 ROB ZOMBIE DIRECTED A WOOLITE COMMERCIAL June 16th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Apparently not content to simply piss off Halloween fans everywhere, […]
What the...?? 100 TWENTY-THIRD TOP MODERN METAL GUITARIST APPEARS IN NEW VIDEO ABOUT F*CKING A DOLL… WITH HIS DAD June 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, so my headline probably makes this story sound a […]
What the...?? 180 IF YOU LOVE METAL AND STAR WARS AS MUCH AS I DO, YOU WILL STILL PROBABLY THINK THIS IS F*CKING WEIRD May 25th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Star Wars and Guns N’ Roses both have a special […]
