What the...?? 320 THIS IS WHAT MARTY FRIEDMAN IS DOING NOW August 10th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Would you like have any and all future listenings of […]
What the...?? 470 DREAM THEATER USED CLIP ART FOR THEIR NEW ALBUM COVER August 8th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein I’m not one to place much significance on album artwork […]
What the...?? 120 METAL MUSICIAN RORSCHACH TESTS August 1st, 2011 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein I haven’t a clue how the folks (folk?) at Blot […]
What the...?? 240 HEY, UNSIGNED BANDS: NO LUCK TOURING THE U.S.? TRY CHINA. July 22nd, 2011 at 1:40pm Vince Neilstein “Think extended touring in China is impossible? Think again.” So […]
What the...?? 100 COULD A MARKETING SURVEY DETERMINE THE FATE OF JUDAS PRIEST’S NEW GUITARIST? July 20th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A reader calling himself “J.A.M.” forwarded us an e-mail he […]
What the...?? 370 BASS PLAYERS CONTINUE TO SUCK: NICK OLIVERI ARRESTED AFTER STANDOFF WITH A S.W.A.T. TEAM July 13th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg In case Coheen and Cambria bassist Michael Todd’s arrest on Sunday […]
Not Quite Metal? 330 EAT THIS RECORD July 1st, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This doesn’t really have anything to do with metal, but […]
What the...?? 170 …AND JOHNNY DEPP PERFORMED WITH ALICE COOPER June 27th, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg All rock stars wanna be actors and all actors wanna […]
What the...?? 170 BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS DIPLOMACY LIKE BURNING DOWN A CHURCH June 21st, 2011 at 2:20pm Axl Rosenberg Norwegian black metal is a genre whose history is fraught […]
Music Dorkery 110 ONE-HANDED EDDIE VAN HALEN June 17th, 2011 at 12:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Anyone who plays an instrument has moments of thanking Jeebus […]
What the...?? 180 ROB ZOMBIE DIRECTED A WOOLITE COMMERCIAL June 16th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Apparently not content to simply piss off Halloween fans everywhere, […]
What the...?? 100 TWENTY-THIRD TOP MODERN METAL GUITARIST APPEARS IN NEW VIDEO ABOUT F*CKING A DOLL… WITH HIS DAD June 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, so my headline probably makes this story sound a […]
What the...?? 180 IF YOU LOVE METAL AND STAR WARS AS MUCH AS I DO, YOU WILL STILL PROBABLY THINK THIS IS F*CKING WEIRD May 25th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Star Wars and Guns N’ Roses both have a special […]
What the...?? 290 VINNIE VINCENT BEATS WIFE, KEEPS DEAD DOGS May 24th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Anyone who knows anything knows that Vinnie Vincent is the […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 WILL TRADE LEFT NUT FOR BLUE MURDER TOUR May 18th, 2011 at 3:00pm Anso DF For metal fans over the age of 30, there’s little […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 1770 EXCLUSIVE: BLACK METAL JUST GOT GAY! IWRESTLEDABEAR ONCE CHANGE GENRES! May 17th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The answers you guys have sent in for last week’s […]
Friggin' Danzig 180 SEXIEST VIDEO EVER OF THE DAY: CRAZY LADY STRIPS TO DANZIG’S “MOTHER” May 16th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: I somehow did not realize that this is the […]
What the...?? 590 TRUMP ACCUSES OBAMA OF BEING FIRST OVERKILL DRUMMER May 3rd, 2011 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Breaking news from Tyranny of Tradition; In a continuing assault […]
What the...?? 650 MILEY CYRUS COVERS NIRVANA’S “SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT,” AXL GOUGES HIS EAR DRUMS OUT WITH A RUSTY NAIL May 3rd, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Miley Cyrus — who wasn’t even two years old when […]
What the...?? 370 AND I THOUGHT I HATED LIMP BIZKIT April 28th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg From the Brisbane Times: “A Sunshine Coast man was bashed […]
