What the...?? 130 GOJIRA’S MARIO DUPLANTIER LOOKS JUST LIKE JASON MRAZ February 7th, 2012 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Thanks: Sam R.
New Stuff 140 RED LAMB: DAN SPITZ/DAVE MUSTAINE SUPERGROUP RELEASES DEBUT ALBUM WITHOUT FANFARE OR, UH, DAVE MUSTAINE February 6th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg So, hey, remember Red Lamb, the new project from former […]
What the...?? 230 METALLICA GET PHILOSOPHICAL, TEASE KAZOOS-ONLY TOUR? February 6th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Over the weekend, Metallica’s publicists sent out the below message […]
What the...?? 170 IS THIS A PICTURE OF JON STEWART MOSHING TO THE DEAD KENNEDYS? February 3rd, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg It is according to the dude who took it sometime […]
What the...?? 520 JUGGALOS: JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT… THEY PULL ME BACK IN February 1st, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg We haven’t made fun of Juggalos since before this past […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140 HULK HOGAN: I WAS ASKED TO JOIN METALLICA January 27th, 2012 at 11:20am Anso DF It’s occasionally hard to tell whether we should cheer superstar […]
What the...?? 280 THIS IS WHAT BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD WOULD LIKE IF THEY WERE REAL January 20th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg As happy as we are that Beavis and Butt-head have […]
What the...?? 190 WHEN YOU’RE A BEARDY METAL BRO WHO LOVES HIS SCENTED YANKEE CANDLES January 20th, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Ladies and gentlemen: THIS GUY! Dude just LOVES his candles […]
What the...?? 280 ORGANIZATION THAT KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HEAVY METAL TO CURATE HEAVY METAL EXHIBITION January 20th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg If there was ever any chance that the metal community […]
What the...?? 150 THE NEW ANTHRAX GREATEST HITS ALBUM IS NOT BREAKING ANY SALES RECORDS January 19th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week, Island/Universal Music released an Anthrax edition of their […]
What the...?? 150 WIN A CHANCE TO LET THE OSBOURNES SHOVE A CAMERA UP YOUR ASS January 18th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It will be romantic, they swear. From Noisecreep: “Sharon and Ozzy […]
What the...?? 210 AXL ROSE HAD JURY DUTY January 13th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Oh, yeah, let’s definitely have this guy on the jury. […]
What the...?? 220 NEW STUDY CONCLUDES THAT EXODUS FANS HAVE ABOVE-AVERAGE IQs January 11th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg See below videos for definitive proof.
What the...?? 500 WTF: LISTENABLE SIGNS RAP GROUPS NOW?!?! December 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Everyone’s always complainin’ about how Roadrunner doesn’t sign metal bands […]
What the...?? 410 OUR SOCIETY IS DOOMED December 6th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Recently, the people who all get together and decide who […]
What the...?? 30 AND YOU THOUGHT THE CHRIS BARNES USED CAR COMMERCIAL WAS BAD December 5th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s obviously something in the water in Florida that makes […]
What the...?? 240 THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR TORTURES ASKING ALEXANDRIA FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT November 29th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg So it looks like my boyhood hero, The Ultimate Warrior, […]
What the...?? 320 THERE REALLY IS A BAND CALLED PANTERADACTYL November 17th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The first time I ever heard the term “panterdactyl” was […]
What the...?? 790 COURTNEY LOVE SAYS KURT COBAIN FIRED DAVE GROHL FROM NIRVANA November 15th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Wowee wow wow wow. A reader calling himself Geddy Lee […]
What the...?? 100 EVER WANTED TO SEE FIVE NAKED DUDES IN A SAUNA COVER MOTÖRHEAD’S “ACE OF SPADES?” November 14th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I mean, who hasn’t, right? Well, today is our lucky […]
