What the...?? 0 VARG VIKERNES IS MAKING A TABLE-TOP RPG May 14th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg That murdering bigot fuckhead Varg Vikernes is also a dork […]
What the...?? 0 SOMEBODY THAT COHEED AND CAMBRIA USED TO KNOW May 2nd, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein So, I’m admittedly really late to the Gotye party. We […]
What the...?? 0 EVER WANTED TO SEE VIDEO OF PERIPHERY’S SPENCER SOTELO DRUNKENLY DOING KELLY CLARKSON AT KARAOKE? April 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, terrific news — such a video now exists!!! It […]
Black Collar Workers 0 ALL SHALL PERISH ARE NOT SUING THEIR FANS April 30th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I wasn’t even gonna write about this, but we’ve gotten […]
What the...?? 0 STILL BETTER THAN THE DEVASTATED: LIL’ TYKES COVER RAMMSTEIN’S “SONNE” April 16th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I have to assume that the parents or legal guardians […]
What the...?? 0 EURONYMOUS’ FACE WILL NOT BE ON NORWEGIAN AIRLINE JETS April 5th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Well, this is a bummer; after Øystein Aarseth, aka Euronymous, was […]
What the...?? 0 GREG PUCIATO GOT TAYLOR MOMSEN A CHAIR April 3rd, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This pic and all the info in this article courtesy […]
What the...?? 0 BILLY CORGAN HEARTS ISIS April 2nd, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg If I told you that the new Smashing Pumpkins album […]
What the...?? 0 iTUNES CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METALLICA AND JUSTIN BIEBER March 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Two separate readers sent us the below images over the […]
What the...?? 0 MANOWAR FANS ARE THE BEST FANS OF ALL March 30th, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Fast-forward to 2:30: -VN Thanks: Joe O.
What the...?? 0 DAVE MUSTAINE HAS A PONY March 29th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Photo by J.R. Mankoff Dave Mustaine plays many roles in […]
What the...?? 0 LET’S GET THE FACE OF EURONYMOUS PAINTED ON THE NORWEGIAN AIRLINES FLEET March 26th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein This is actually a really real thing: to celebrate the […]
What the...?? 0 NICK OLIVERI ON HIS FOUR HOUR STAND-OFF WITH A SWAT TEAM: “I DIDN’T THINK YOU HAVE TO OPEN THE DOOR.” March 23rd, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Nick Oliveri has quit Kyuss Lives!, which explains why he […]
What the...?? 0 ROXWEL.COM INFILTRATES THE GATHERING OF THE JUGALLOS March 23rd, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein MetalSucks #1 homie Pickaxe Bobby (pictured wide-stancing here) left the […]
Greatest Hits 0 Just in Time for Passover: Big Four Yarmulkes?!?! March 20th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oy yoy yoy! And you thought the Zakk Wylde children’s book […]
What the...?? 0 BOSTON BANS MOSHING? March 13th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I’ve seen signs at metal shows telling concert goers that […]
What the...?? 0 THE DAVE BROCKIE EXPERIENCE BREAKS BAD March 8th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein That’s not Walter White in the above picture, or even […]
What the...?? 230 BABYMETAL: NOW COMING TO A VENUE NEAR YOU!!! February 16th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein In October we told you about BabyMetal, the J-Pop-meets-metal Japanese […]
What the...?? 1060 NEWSBREAK: DAVE MUSTAINE ENDORSES RICK SANTORUM, STILL A COMPLETE F*CKING LOON February 16th, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Our inboxes have been blowing up with links to that […]
Cinemetal 300 “SHUT THE F*CK… UUUUUUUP” February 8th, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein The bad news is that the first music video by […]
