What the...?? 0 The New Adema EP Has the Best Album Art in the History of Ever Ever Ever April 2nd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg In the words of Vince Neilstein, “WUT”
Greatest Hits 0 What in the Mother of F*CK Did I Just Watch??? March 27th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What is this I can’t even
What the...?? 0 Dave Mustaine is Going to be a Featured Soloist with the San Diego Symphony March 18th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Insert your own “Symphony of Destruction” joke here.
What the...?? 0 Dave Navarro Gets High March 15th, 2013 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg With hooks in his flesh, not drugs.
What the...?? 0 Family Re-Writes Lyrics to Queen Classics for Bar Mitzvah Invitation Video March 14th, 2013 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg If he’s not already extremely embarrassed by this video, he will be someday.
What the...?? 0 Bored? Here’s a Doom Song to Keep You Occupied for the Next ELEVEN HOURS March 11th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg JESUS JUMPIN’ CHRIST, is this ever unnecessary.
What the...?? 0 Did Justin Osbourn of Slasher Design Plagiarize Other Artists’ Work? March 5th, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein He’s done artwork for Aborted, Malignancy, Municipal Waste, Abigail Williams and more.
What the...?? 0 Scott Ian Doesn’t Remember Neil Turbin February 21st, 2013 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg This makes me metal thrashing mad.
What the...?? 0 Ted Nugent is Going to The State of the Union February 11th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I hope someone pats him down first!
Greatest Hits 0 Navy SEAL Team Six Member: “I Wore My Demon Hunter Patch When I Blasted Osama bin Laden” February 11th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Adding injury to insult!” the bin Laden family declared.
Greatest Hits 0 G.O.A.T. and Your M.O.M.’s “Quack like a Duck” Justifies Humanity’s Entire Existence February 6th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is NSFW, but you need to go somewhere you can watch it and do so RIGHT NOW.
What the...?? 0 CBS Issues E-Mail Warning: No Visible Boobies, Butts, “Puffy” Genitals, or Political Causes Allowed at The Grammys February 6th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg A sample from this real CBS memo: “Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ghost: No Longer Called “Ghost” February 5th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Uh, okay.
What the...?? 0 “You Know You Want It”: Bret Michaels’ Dance Song is the Best Thing Ever January 29th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the...?? 0 Japanese Metal Vocalist Endorses Tenga’s Deep Throat Cup for Masturbatory Pleasure January 17th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Everything in the headline is true.
Greatest Hits 0 I, For One, Welcome Our New Robot Overlords January 4th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Robot band covers Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades,” we prepare for Judgment Day.
What the...?? 0 Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Found His Dog January 4th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg But what I really wanna talk about is that gun!
What the...?? 0 Scientists Decide Disgusting Hairy Six-Legged Pest Reminds Them of Dave Mustaine December 14th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg New species of tarantula named in the Megadeth mainman’s honor.
What the...?? 0 Gene Simmons Would Make Love to Chester Bennington December 13th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He would. He would make love to him.
What the...?? 0 Listen to Four Minutes and Thirteen Seconds of Devin Townsend and Fear Factory Farting December 12th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I am being 100% serious.
