What the...?? 0 Dimebag Honored with Creepy Wax Statue May 28th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a great way to teach your kids about metal AND give them nightmares.
What the...?? 0 Sing Softly Against the Machine May 24th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A cover of “Killing in the Name” that removes the “rage” from Rage Against the Machine.
What the...?? 0 The Dude Who Impersonated Former White Zombie Drummer Phil Buerstatte is Going to Jail May 24th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg He’s not the actor Loren Dean, either.
What the...?? 0 But What I Really Wanna Know is, When Will Glen Benton Appear on Sesame Street? May 20th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sepultura’s Andreas Kisser interviewed by puppets for Brazilian children’s show.
What the...?? 0 Video: Crazy Taiwanese Animation of Tim Lambesis Debacle May 10th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Enjoy some levity with your tragedy.
What the...?? 0 That Does It, I’m Making a Coffee Table Book of Quotes from Slipknot’s Clown May 8th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I read interviews with this dude, I feel like he’s Chris Tucker and I’m Jackie Chan and no, I do not understand the words that are coming out of his mouth.
What the...?? 0 Ex-Obituary/Six Feet Under/Massacre Guitarist Allen West Arrested for Meth Lab May 8th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Is it a full moon out or something?!?!
This Sucks 0 BREAKING: As I Lay Dying’s Tim Lambesis Arrested for Allegedly Attempting to Have His Estranged Wife Murdered May 7th, 2013 at 9:42pm MetalSucks Speechless.
What the...?? 0 Oy: Dave Lombardo Used the Phrase “Can You Imagine if One of Us Was Dead?” Just a Day Before Jeff Hanneman Passed Away May 7th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Talk about shit luck.
Tour de Force 0 Why is Pop Group Momoiro Clover Z Playing Ozzfest Japan??? April 29th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg They’re even billed higher than the Deftones!!!
What the...?? 0 Now Nicko McBrain’s Son Has Been Arrested, Too April 29th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg When did the Iron Maiden drummer’s family turn into the fucking Sopranos?
What the...?? 0 Frankie Palmeri Can’t Stop Farting April 25th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Would somebody please get this dude some Gas-X?
What the...?? 0 Tim Lambesis: Not a Satanist April 24th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Glad we cleared that up.
What the...?? 0 Jason Newsted Now Covering Metallica Songs He Didn’t Write or Record April 22nd, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Yet even he won’t touch “Where the Wild Things Are.”
Greatest Hits 0 The Red Chord’s Guy Kozowyk is a Police Officer Now April 18th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I wonder if this means his activities now have to stay off the black market?
What the...?? 0 Nicko McBrain’s Wife Hit People with Logs and Tried to Stab Them, Too April 17th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Fuck your McBrain out.
What the...?? 0 Video: Russian Metal Kids Go Apeshit April 11th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Box-hats and life vests abound!
What the...?? 0 The New Adema EP Has the Best Album Art in the History of Ever Ever Ever April 2nd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg In the words of Vince Neilstein, “WUT”
Greatest Hits 0 What in the Mother of F*CK Did I Just Watch??? March 27th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What is this I can’t even
What the...?? 0 Dave Mustaine is Going to be a Featured Soloist with the San Diego Symphony March 18th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Insert your own “Symphony of Destruction” joke here.
