What the...?? 0 Watch: The Faceless’ Michael Keene Goes On Incoherent Onstage Rant, Starts Headlining Set Two Hours Late July 25th, 2022 at 8:32am Emperor Rhombus Michael is back on his bullshit, apparently.
What the...?? 0 Throwback: Skillet Were Fetish Daddies For Christ In 2000’s “Best Kept Secret” Video July 22nd, 2022 at 2:47pm Emperor Rhombus Somehow, these are two pictures of the same dude.
What the...?? 0 There’s a 25-Foot-Tall Inflatable Ozzy Outside of San Diego Comic-Con July 20th, 2022 at 1:47pm Emperor Rhombus Of course, now that he’s out of his original packaging, he’s worthless.
What the...?? 0 Disturbed’s David Draiman Says Vince Neil Is “Sounding Good, Looking Healthy,” Might Want to Get His Ears and Eyes Checked July 18th, 2022 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus This is just a pretty blatant falsehood.
What the...?? 0 Zeal & Ardor’s Frontman Has a Yacht Rock Side Project June 17th, 2022 at 2:15pm Emperor Rhombus Behold “Lady In Red” triumphant.
What the...?? 0 Wow, Poison’s C. C. DeVille Looks Like a Sludge Frontman June 5th, 2022 at 9:17am Emperor Rhombus Those are two photos of the same dude.
What the...?? 0 Korn’s Ray Luzier Would Be Down to Collaborate With Backstreet Boys: “We Respect Them So Much” June 3rd, 2022 at 11:58am Emperor Rhombus Imagine telling a metal kid in ’99 about this.
What the...?? 0 Why, God, Why: They’re Making a Sequel to This Is Spinal Tap May 13th, 2022 at 8:57am Emperor Rhombus Can’t it just be good? CAN’T WE JUST LEAVE THE GOOD MOVIE ALONE?!
What the...?? 0 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame CEO: Eminem’s Music Is “As Hard Hitting and Straight Ahead as Any Metal Song” May 8th, 2022 at 9:30am Emperor Rhombus It’s like he’s trying to piss off metalheads at this point.
What the...?? 0 Anti-Metal Pastor Bob Larson Thinks Johnny Depp Is Possessed By Pirate Demons May 3rd, 2022 at 2:53pm Emperor Rhombus “Pirate demons.” CLASSIC.
What the...?? 0 Watch: Alice Cooper, Rob Halford, Scott Stapp and Larry The Cable Guy Cover The Doors Together May 3rd, 2022 at 8:43am Emperor Rhombus We swear to God, this is not the set-up to a joke.
What the...?? 0 Watch: Slipknot Tease the ‘Knotverse,’ Whatever That Is April 10th, 2022 at 3:20pm Emperor Rhombus Is it like the MCU, only with more dead crows in jars?
What the...?? 0 Watch: Kid Rock Opens Show With Video Announcement from Trump: “All of You Are Truly the Backbone Our Great Country” April 9th, 2022 at 7:58am Emperor Rhombus The Great Pumpkin looks like he’s never been to a concert in his life.
What the...?? 0 Creed’s Scott Stapp and Stryper’s Michael Sweet Space-Dock on Twitter March 29th, 2022 at 1:20pm Phil Boozeman When Scott Stapp heard the news today, it seemed his life was going to change.
What the...?? 0 The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Refuses to Take Dolly Parton Off of This Year’s Ballot, Despite Her Request March 18th, 2022 at 10:20am Emperor Rhombus Seems kind of messed up.
What the...?? 0 How Raven Got Secretly Screwed Out of a Record Deal By Metallica March 14th, 2022 at 10:54am Phil Boozeman Consider now if you would. a world where all Metallica shirts and tattoos are for Raven instead.
What the...?? 0 Devil Master Are Opening for My Chemical Romance on Three Dates of Their Upcoming Tour March 9th, 2022 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Jesus, the eyeliner budget ALONE…
What the...?? 0 Burglar Steals $3,000 of Stuff from Fred Durst’s Backyard March 8th, 2022 at 2:56pm Phil Boozeman Out of all the people in Los Angeles to steal from, did it really have to be Fred Durst?
What the...?? 0 The Muppets’ Band Are Getting Their Own TV Show March 7th, 2022 at 11:41am Emperor Rhombus WE RIDE WITH ANIMAL.
What the...?? 0 Marilyn Manson is Suing Evan Rachel Wood for Defamation and Conspiracy, Says She Impersonated an FBI Agent to Forge a Letter March 2nd, 2022 at 2:40pm Emperor Rhombus Just crazy.
