What the...?? 0 Poison’s Bret Michaels Offers Relationship Advice: “Relate, Communicate, and Fornicate” February 10th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Also, get your own reality dating program.”
What the...?? 0 Best Video Ever of the Day: Solitary Son, “All Our Yesterdays” February 5th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein You are not prepared for what you are about to see and hear.
What the...?? 0 Three Young Men Produce and Publicly Release Horrible Videos of Themselves Lip Syncing to Kiss, AC/DC, Aerosmith in an Apparent Effort to Remain Virgins Forever January 27th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Whoshotwhointhewhatnow?
What the...?? 0 Japanese Lamb of God Bootleggers are Good Spellars January 24th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Walk the faded lime!
What the...?? 0 Vital Remains Vocalist Brian Werner Campaigns to Have Baphomet Statue Erected on Lawn of Oklahoma State Capitol January 14th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg And his argument for doing so is actually pretty solid.
What the...?? 0 Fan Murders Black Metal Singer for Allegedly Being a False Satanist January 13th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg “Fucked up” doesn’t even begin to cover it.
What the...?? 0 Fur Farmers Advocacy Group Warns Against the Dangers of Earth Crisis January 6th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I can’t believe this is real.
What the...?? 0 Axl Rose is Good with Finance January 3rd, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Read about how he spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on a New York apartment he never actually used.
What the...?? 0 The “We Support Ian Watkins” Facebook Fan Page Must Be a Troll (Also: Worst Tattoo Ever) December 20th, 2013 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Yes, some people actually support Ian Watkins.
What the...?? 0 The New Adrenaline Mob Songs Rips Off Sevendust December 11th, 2013 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Compare them side by side and see what you think.
What the...?? 0 Morbid Angel’s David Vincent Claims that Former Drummer Pete Sandoval “Has Found Jesus” December 6th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg For realsies?
What the...?? 0 Grossest Album Art Ever of the Day: Serrabulho Be Havin’ Troubles (NSFW) December 6th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Equal parts funny and disgusting.
What the...?? 0 You Call Yourself a Fan? This Dude Walked 2,000 Miles to Meet Sonata Arctica November 27th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Although… Sonata Arctica? Really?
Cinemetal 0 And Now, a Not-Very-Well Made, Tonally Bizarre Animated Metal Video About Domestic Abuse November 22nd, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Those are 100% real screen shots.
What the...?? 0 Rings of Saturn’s Lucas Mann Wants $20,000 of Your Indiegogo Moneys, Isn’t Going to Get It November 20th, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein But he has only raised $1,000 to date.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Video: The Dumbest Stagedive Ever November 19th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Rapper leaps from 35 feet in the air, injuring himself and two concertgoers.
What the...?? 0 Andy Biersack from the Black Veil Brides Hypothesizes as to Why People Don’t Buy Records Anymore, is Incorrect November 15th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Popularity prevents popularity? Huh???
What the...?? 0 666: The Number of the Beast, Not the High School Track Team November 7th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg High school runner from Kentucky refuses to race whilst adorned with metal’s most favorite integer.
What the...?? 0 BOOZE AND SLUDGE: A MATCH MADE IN HELL November 1st, 2013 at 3:40pm MetalSucks Two mixologists tell you what to drink as you listen to selections of Midwestern sludge.
What the...?? 0 Vulgar Display of Tone: The Crunch ‘n’ Cream Quotient November 1st, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks A retrospective on achieving the heaviest tone.
