What the...?? 0 Scariest Thing Ever of the Day: Richard Simmons in Corpse Paint May 7th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Part of his upcoming release, Sweatin’ to the Church Burnings.
What the...?? 0 That Time Chthonic Threw Out the Opening Pitch and Performed “We Are the Champions” at a Taiwanese Baseball Game April 25th, 2014 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Yes, it’s as weird as it sounds.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Ex-Celtic Frost/Triptykon Frontman Was Near Suicide April 21st, 2014 at 2:30pm Anso DF Although he won’t elaborate as to why.
What the...?? 0 Check Out This Completely Nude Photo of After the Burial’s Guitarists with a Bunch of Ibanez Guitars April 17th, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein SO MUCH MAN MEAT IN ONE PLACE!
What the...?? 0 Other Members of As I Lay Dying Respond to This Morning’s Statement April 9th, 2014 at 2:51pm Axl Rosenberg This story just took a turn for the weird.
What the...?? 0 Frankie Palmeri is Sad That No One Remembers His Birthday April 8th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg He also hates people with girlfriends and dogs.
What the...?? 0 Suffokate Locate Vocalist Matthew Krawchuk — But Don’t Reveal Where He Was March 17th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Not cool, dudes.
What the...?? 0 Note to Self: Never Hire Maynard from Tool’s Interior Decorator March 11th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Tool vocalist selling garish home for nearly $3 million.
What the...?? 0 Not Even Kidding: This Drummer is a Cyborg March 7th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shit.
What the...?? 0 Sabaton Went to Spin Class March 6th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg It will make your ass hurt something unbelievable.
What the...?? 0 Best Video Ever of the Day: Geoff Tate Covers “Lola” Wearing a Wig March 5th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein If ever there was something the Internet truly needs, this is it.
What the...?? 0 2007 Interview with Malevolent Creation’s Phil Fasciana Contains More Uses of the N-Word Than a White Power Rally February 28th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg He also once again demonstrates his love of calling things he doesn’t like “gay.”
What the...?? 0 This Statue Would Have Made Kurt Cobain Weep February 24th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Did Courtney Love make this thing or what?
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Achy-Breaky Too: Five Hair Metal Jams Destined For Rap Redux February 21st, 2014 at 3:30pm Anso DF Don’t tell your heart: Rap-metal started years before Korn and Limp Bizkit.
What the...?? 0 Fun Trivia: Marco Minnemann Had Never Heard Dream Theater Before Auditioning for the Band February 20th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg But maybe he shouldn’t have told them that?
Tour de Force 0 Jason Newsted May or May Not Have Cancelled His Australian Tour February 19th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg What in the mother of Dio is going on with Soundwave this year???
What the...?? 0 WTF Revelation of the Day: Shirley Temple’s Daughter Used to be the Bassist for the Melvins February 11th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Whoa.
What the...?? 0 Poison’s Bret Michaels Offers Relationship Advice: “Relate, Communicate, and Fornicate” February 10th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Also, get your own reality dating program.”
What the...?? 0 Best Video Ever of the Day: Solitary Son, “All Our Yesterdays” February 5th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein You are not prepared for what you are about to see and hear.
What the...?? 0 Three Young Men Produce and Publicly Release Horrible Videos of Themselves Lip Syncing to Kiss, AC/DC, Aerosmith in an Apparent Effort to Remain Virgins Forever January 27th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Whoshotwhointhewhatnow?
