Moppet Metal 0 The Balloon Boy Made a Metal Song About Being the Balloon Boy October 21st, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is SO WEIRD.
Rotten Real Estate 0 Maynard James Keenan Sells Garish Hollywood Home for $2.37 Million October 20th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein These photos of Tool vocalist Maynard James Keenan’s now former home are so outrageous you’ve just got to see them.
Rampant Rumors 0 Anthrax’s Scott Ian Confirms That Metallica Almost Fired Lars Ulrich in 1986; Anthrax’s Scott Ian Denies That Metallica Almost Fired Lars Ulrich in 1986 October 15th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg 2014 quote conflicts with 2009 quote.
Black Collar Workers 0 Eluveitie Partners With Honda #random October 9th, 2014 at 1:00pm Anso DF Enough cargo space for several mandolas.
New Stuff 0 Animal Smother: Today Is The Day’s New Record Streaming! October 9th, 2014 at 12:30pm Anso DF Does it remind you of something?
What the...?? 0 Breaking: Ex-Bathory Drummer/Video Director Jonas Akerlund Just Bought A Church October 8th, 2014 at 2:30pm Anso DF Now the renowned director can worship in private.
Greatest Hits 0 Joey Jordison Claims He Was Fired from Slipknot Via a Singing Telegram October 1st, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ouch!
What the...?? 0 Apparently It’s Cool for Rappers to Wear Burzum Shirts Now September 30th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Watch this video by Bones, a 19-year-old rapper whose real name is Elmo.
What the...?? 0 Slipknot’s Jim Root Alleges He Was Fired from Stone Sour Via a Phone Call September 30th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Keep it classy, Stone Sour!
What the...?? 0 Slipknot’s Clown Explains Use of Camel Dung at Knotfest September 30th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg And by “explains,” I mean “spouts a bunch of his usual profound-sounding nonsense.”
What the...?? 0 Slipknot Don’t Think Very Highly of their Own Scent September 29th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Going to Knotfest? You might wanna bring something with which to plug up your nose…
What the...?? 0 Japanese Metal Band Hysteric Panic is [Almost] as Crazy and Weird as Maximum the Hormone [and Babymetal] September 23rd, 2014 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Like seriously weird shit!
What the...?? 0 Sharon Osbourne Slit Her Wrists to Prove She’d Die for Ozzy September 19th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Obviously, she failed.
What the...?? 0 Papa Roach’s Coby Dick Made Out with His Uncle, Got Herpes September 18th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Poor Cobeman!
What the...?? 0 Most Metal Burger Ever: Burger King’s ALL BLACK Hamburger Will Satiate Your Metal Heart September 12th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein So dark.
What the...?? 0 Most Metal Birds Ever: These Entirely Black Chickens Cost $2,500 Each September 11th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein These chickens are completely black: not just the feathers, but the skin, the bones, the organs, etc. SO METAL!
What the...?? 0 New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio Latest Out-of-Place Public Figure to Attend a Trash Talk Show August 27th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg First Suge Knight and Katt Williams, now this.
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes Uses Papyrus Font, Doesn’t Own an Amplifier August 25th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein He is also really good at humming.
What the...?? 0 Gloria Cavalera Claims to be “in Possession of a Voicemail Message from 9/11 that is Equivalent to the Zapgruder Tape of JFK’s Assassination” August 25th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Talk about a Cavalera Conspiracy!
What the...?? 0 These Clips of Ice T Reading a Dungeons & Dragons Book are as Amazing as You’d Imagine August 18th, 2014 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Listen to the Ice Man read a Drizzt Do’urden adventure.
