What the...?? 0 Fake H&M/Strong Scene Productions Bands Announced for Tuska Open Air Festival March 30th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg And Tuska’s organizers are the ones who did the announcing. Really.
Greatest Hits 0 Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t] March 23rd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg They are going REALLY far to try and convince people that these are real bands.
What the...?? 0 A Band Called Ruby Isle Completely Recorded Guns N’ Roses’ Appetite for Destruction As An Electronica Album March 20th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Time for a dance party!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Men Without ‘Rat’s: A Tale of Voivod’s Unlikely 1991 Collaborator February 25th, 2015 at 10:30am Anso DF Bonus: A fond remembrance of Denis “Piggy” D’Amour
What the...?? 0 Little Person Performs Burlesque Tributes to King Diamond and Iron Maiden, Makes Us Question Our Sanity February 24th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Uhhh… well… hm… let’s see… uhh… yeahhhhhhhh.
What the...?? 0 A Hungarian Band Tries to Make a Metal Video. First You’ll Be Shocked, Then You’ll Be Inspired! January 30th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg World, meet Cool Head Klan.
What the...?? 0 “Newborns”: Revocation’s Dave Davidson and Job for a Cowboy’s Nick Schendzielos Made the Most Disturbing Video Ever January 22nd, 2015 at 6:00pm Axl Rosenberg WARNING: This will definitely give you nightmares.
What the...?? 0 Trans-Siberian Orchestra Tour Grossed $51 Million in 52 Days January 13th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Absolutely insane numbers are absolutely insane.
What the...?? 0 Marilyn Manson is a Never Nude January 8th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!!!
What the...?? 0 You Need This Misfits Emoji Pack! December 12th, 2014 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Best emoji set ever! Sadly there aren’t yet any Glenn Danzig emoji about french onion soup or moving bricks.
Editorials 0 Scott Stapp Thought He Was a CIA Agent Assigned to Kill President Obama December 12th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg You couldn’t make this shit up.
Metal Merch 0 Former KISS Guitarist Vinnie Vincent is Selling All of His Guitars… and a Lotta Other Strange Sh*t December 5th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The bizarre and depressing case of Vinnie Vincent gets more bizarre and depressing.
What the...?? 0 Someone is Selling an Autographed Mayhem Deathcrush Vinyl on eBay for $4,860.01 December 1st, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Got nearly $5k burning a hole in your pocket?
What the...?? 0 At The Gates’ Singer Tomas Lindberg Takes On A Horse November 17th, 2014 at 2:30pm Anso DF Not in Tijuana, not what you think.
What the...?? 0 Fred Durst Opened a Dog Grooming Business in Salinas November 7th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg But is it as classy as a Hollywood Laundromutt in Manhattan????
What the...?? 0 Nergal Opened a Barbershop in Poland November 7th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg But is it as classy as a Super Cuts in America???
What the...?? 0 Schadenfreude-iest Video Ever of the Day: Horrible Local Band Employs Dancing Stage Girls October 29th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Define “putting the cart before the horse.”
Moppet Metal 0 The Balloon Boy Made a Metal Song About Being the Balloon Boy October 21st, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is SO WEIRD.
Rotten Real Estate 0 Maynard James Keenan Sells Garish Hollywood Home for $2.37 Million October 20th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein These photos of Tool vocalist Maynard James Keenan’s now former home are so outrageous you’ve just got to see them.
Rampant Rumors 0 Anthrax’s Scott Ian Confirms That Metallica Almost Fired Lars Ulrich in 1986; Anthrax’s Scott Ian Denies That Metallica Almost Fired Lars Ulrich in 1986 October 15th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg 2014 quote conflicts with 2009 quote.
