What the...?? 0 Vital Remains Get into Mid-Show Tiff with Club Owner Over Jesus and Cross Hanging on Stage April 8th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein “Fuck that fuckin’ piece of shit hangin’ on that fuckin’ cross. He can suck my fuckin’ cock in hell, and maybe you should look into what bands you book before we get in here!”
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes: “Appreciate and Protect Your Race. Mother Nature Made it Like it is For a Reason.” April 7th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein “We, fellow Europeans and Asians, are NOT African.”
What the...?? 0 Royal Thunder’s Mlny Parsonz Opens Up About Being in a Cult March 31st, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein The Royal Thunder frontwoman offers a candid recount of a scary experience she had with the cult.
What the...?? 0 Fake H&M/Strong Scene Productions Bands Announced for Tuska Open Air Festival March 30th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg And Tuska’s organizers are the ones who did the announcing. Really.
Greatest Hits 0 Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t] March 23rd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg They are going REALLY far to try and convince people that these are real bands.
What the...?? 0 A Band Called Ruby Isle Completely Recorded Guns N’ Roses’ Appetite for Destruction As An Electronica Album March 20th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Time for a dance party!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Men Without ‘Rat’s: A Tale of Voivod’s Unlikely 1991 Collaborator February 25th, 2015 at 10:30am Anso DF Bonus: A fond remembrance of Denis “Piggy” D’Amour
What the...?? 0 Little Person Performs Burlesque Tributes to King Diamond and Iron Maiden, Makes Us Question Our Sanity February 24th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Uhhh… well… hm… let’s see… uhh… yeahhhhhhhh.
What the...?? 0 A Hungarian Band Tries to Make a Metal Video. First You’ll Be Shocked, Then You’ll Be Inspired! January 30th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg World, meet Cool Head Klan.
What the...?? 0 “Newborns”: Revocation’s Dave Davidson and Job for a Cowboy’s Nick Schendzielos Made the Most Disturbing Video Ever January 22nd, 2015 at 6:00pm Axl Rosenberg WARNING: This will definitely give you nightmares.
What the...?? 0 Trans-Siberian Orchestra Tour Grossed $51 Million in 52 Days January 13th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Absolutely insane numbers are absolutely insane.
What the...?? 0 Marilyn Manson is a Never Nude January 8th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!!!
What the...?? 0 You Need This Misfits Emoji Pack! December 12th, 2014 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Best emoji set ever! Sadly there aren’t yet any Glenn Danzig emoji about french onion soup or moving bricks.
Editorials 0 Scott Stapp Thought He Was a CIA Agent Assigned to Kill President Obama December 12th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg You couldn’t make this shit up.
Metal Merch 0 Former KISS Guitarist Vinnie Vincent is Selling All of His Guitars… and a Lotta Other Strange Sh*t December 5th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The bizarre and depressing case of Vinnie Vincent gets more bizarre and depressing.
What the...?? 0 Someone is Selling an Autographed Mayhem Deathcrush Vinyl on eBay for $4,860.01 December 1st, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Got nearly $5k burning a hole in your pocket?
What the...?? 0 At The Gates’ Singer Tomas Lindberg Takes On A Horse November 17th, 2014 at 2:30pm Anso DF Not in Tijuana, not what you think.
What the...?? 0 Fred Durst Opened a Dog Grooming Business in Salinas November 7th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg But is it as classy as a Hollywood Laundromutt in Manhattan????
What the...?? 0 Nergal Opened a Barbershop in Poland November 7th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg But is it as classy as a Super Cuts in America???
What the...?? 0 Schadenfreude-iest Video Ever of the Day: Horrible Local Band Employs Dancing Stage Girls October 29th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Define “putting the cart before the horse.”
